The Night Before Xhamster Xmas

Twas the night before Xmas and throughout the 'net,
the hamsters were watching all the porn they could get.
From vintage and girl/girl to bondage and group.
just so long as none featured c***dren or poop.

Such a triple-X treasure trove, open to all,
its scope and immensity held them in its thrall.
Their appetites sated, they retired to their beds,
whilst visions of hardcore smut danced in their heads.
Published by rodent1
11 years ago
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rodent1
rodent1 Publisher 11 years ago
Cheers, my friend.
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rodent1
rodent1 Publisher 11 years ago
to Dark_Witch : Making you smile, Nova, is the highlight of my new year so far.
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rodent1
rodent1 Publisher 11 years ago
to octoberdogg : Cheers, Mark.
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Dark_Witch
Dark_Witch 11 years ago
:smile:awww very nice
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octoberdogg
Nice work :wink:
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rodent1
rodent1 Publisher 11 years ago
to sexy44g : Hey, you were all stars, every one of you. I was honoured to showcase you all.
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rodent1
rodent1 Publisher 11 years ago
to tiatempest : Back at you, Tia. It was most disconcerting to be adrift.
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sexy44g
to rodent1 : Aww you are so sweet. One of the 24 stars. That is so kind of you to say. I hope you have a Happy New Year.
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tiatempest
That made me smile, very inventive!

Welcome back and a belated Merry Christmas:smile:
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rodent1
rodent1 Publisher 11 years ago
to sexy44g : I did, thanks, and part of that was the pleasure of having showcased such lovely ladies as yourself in my advent calendar. You are one of my 24 stars!
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sexy44g
I haven't been on for almost a week now, but this is very nice. Rodent 1 I hope you had a nice Christmas.
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rat-asskisser-club
rat-asskisser-club 11 years ago
Great stuff, Pure genious.
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 11 years ago
Fantastic! :smile:
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sexy_siren
sexy_siren 11 years ago
hEE hEE
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Eureka-7
Eureka-7 11 years ago
Awww! ^_^

Merry christmas :smile:
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vertuila
vertuila 11 years ago
That is one of the nicest, tenderest shout-outs to hamsterites I ever read. It makes kinda proud to be one of them:) Thank you rodent1, for this warm and funny post:smile:
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KnightUnderCover
KnightUnderCover 11 years ago
And gorgeous boobs, covered in cum, are the best treat of all....for some :wink:
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rodent1
rodent1 Publisher 11 years ago
Thank you, everyone. I'm so glad this brought a smile to your faces.
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wildhoney 11 years ago
12:30am It's officially Xmas here, what better way to kick it off than smile.
Merry Xmas Steve xxx
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rockme
rockme 11 years ago
lol ..all rubbing there
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DanielPortenio
DanielPortenio 11 years ago
and some joyful ladies were rubbing her breasts...
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anthony_weston
anthony_weston 11 years ago
Oh, that's excellent, Steve! This goes along well with the Calendar and the general seasonal spirit. You know the other day I was remembering how we porn lovers used to go to the sex shops for videos and printed materials. People wouldn't really acknowledge each other, no eye contact. I never had that kind of shyness but I remember that atmosphere. Thank goodness those days are over and we can all XHamster in peace.

Anyway, great couple of verses. I like the second stanza especially. Talk to you soon. My best, Anthony

P.S. This message was brought to you by Anthony's sexy Christmas Avatar. She has on her Mistletoe, but Anthony calls her Kissletoe.
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billy69boy
billy69boy 11 years ago
Made me smile, thanks!

Wishing you all the best for the holidays.
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wrigglepup1
wrigglepup1 11 years ago
Laughed out loud! Seriously!
Cheers
(And a happy festive season to you!)
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freakybelle
freakybelle 11 years ago
cute poem you are Great" Happy Xmas :smile:
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trinityvixxxen
trinityvixxxen 11 years ago
lol Merry Christmass! Kisses :smile:
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codya
codya 11 years ago
I love this.
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rodent1
rodent1 Publisher 11 years ago
Cheers, folks. It's been a bit of a dark day, and dashing off this ditty cheered me up.
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bigharv69
bigharv69 11 years ago
LOL! Awesome!
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kakaloka
kakaloka 11 years ago
===AWeSoME My friend,Thanks For posting===
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