Stephspeak

I wrote in my post on languages about 'guyspeak' and how guys seem to hear things differently to what is actually being said, which can lead to some confusion.
It occurs to me though that guys might need some help understanding how I interpret what they are saying; Stephspeak, so to speak.

So, for example, when a guy says : 'Stephanie I think you are a man'

What I understand it to mean is : 'Stephanie, I am a massive cunt, a bell end and a dick head. Please block me and never speak to me again'

Another example would be when a guy says : 'Stephanie, how would you like a cum tribute'

In Stephspeak that means : 'Stephanie, I am a serial killer with some disturbing habits'

I hope this helps, not only the men, but also some of the ladies, who seem to communicate only in guyspeak and don't understand Stephspeak at all! language can be such a barrier sometimes.
I will add some more examples later.

Love you all


Stephanie. xxxxxxxxxxxxx
2 years ago
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n2oral
n2oral 6 months ago
A guy speak example: β€œYou have a great smile! Can I buy you a drink?” means, β€œI’ve tried this line a hundred times and I’ve never had any luck so I’ll just go home and wank myself again dreaming of being between your thighs…”
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dannyrose_6 2 years ago
As an old geezer you can try it out on me, please. Danny
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stephanie0222encore
stephanie0222encore Publisher 2 years ago
I'll try it out on some of the old geezers in the village (I'm staying in a certain persons house atm), perhaps it will make them less grumpy.πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
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TheBigStickman
to stephanie0222encore : Im not either, I moved there 30yrs ago or so. It more or less means to keep doing what you're doing and your hard work will pay. Some of them use it as a means of saying "cheerio"
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stephanie0222encore
stephanie0222encore Publisher 2 years ago
to TheBigStickman : What does that mean? I wasn't actually brought up in Norfolk, so I don't really know the colloquilism's?πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
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TheBigStickman
to stephanie0222encore : Keep on "a troshin" as you probably know they say in Norfolk. You'll have the last word...
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stephanie0222encore
stephanie0222encore Publisher 2 years ago
to TheBigStickman : Just doing my best for intergender relations; if I can make even a small crack in the language barrier that separates and divides us, then my life will not have been in vain. πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹
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TheBigStickman
Still having problems then? When will these feckers learn.......πŸ˜ͺΒ 
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