The Smart Phone Has Revolutionized Amateur Porn

Remember the “Bad Ol’ Days” when you had to use Super 8 to do porn?

That is, if you could find some place to process the film. So you couldn’t do your own. If you wanted a “collection”, it was expensive to buy the reels from the adult book stores. Then, you’d have to drag out the projector just to watch them.

Things got got better with VHS video tape, but not much better.

You still had to either rent your porn if you couldn’t make your own, then you’d have to sneak in viewing when the wife was out of the house.

Full digital came next - but still with drawbacks. You could shoot on a digital camera but then you would have to download it into your computer.

This was just to watch it or upload it to XHamster. You really ran the risk of your wife or k**s finding your porn stash in your computer. At best, the video was just “ok” quality.

Now we have finally arrived! The fabulous, fucking, smart phone!

Woo-Hoo! Hi Def Video, great sound, low light capability and you always have your phone, ready at a moment’s notice. Easy to shoot and easy to upload photos AND videos to XHamster! With minimal built-in software, you can even edit!

Fantastic amateur porn at your fingertips!






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Go for it guys and gals! Show us what you got on your profiles!

Footnote: You should email the still photos to yourself (to save them in a safe place) and/or upload them along with your videos to your xHamster profile, be sure to fully delete them from your phone! You wouldn’t want your family to find them!
Published by Eddie38478
5 years ago
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yoursamantha 3 years ago
Great post. Thank you. Totally enjoyed it.
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Eddie38478
Eddie38478 Publisher 4 years ago
Hah!  I sure blew mine!  
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atilano22
atilano22 5 years ago
to Eddie38478 : Welcum!!
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Eddie38478
Eddie38478 Publisher 5 years ago
to atilano22 : Thank you for all your wonderful comments!
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atilano22
atilano22 5 years ago
Delicious cunts!!!
And, was Steven Jobs considering this??
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QuantumDotXXX
QuantumDotXXX 5 years ago
to sneekypop : I think the iPhone does record the orientation in the EXIF data; some sites seem to read it and apply the appropriate transform (rotate) and some (like xhamster) don’t. 
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Eddie38478
Eddie38478 Publisher 5 years ago
Thanks!  I just sent you a friend request.
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Eddie38478
Eddie38478 Publisher 5 years ago
Thank you for your nice comments!  Love your profile.  I just sent you a friend request.
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Eddie38478
Eddie38478 Publisher 5 years ago
to glildic : Hi George!  That’s great!  My iPhone is the best camera I ever owned and I was a professional photographer for 30 years.  We’ll have to get together somewhere besides New Release for pictures.  It’s too dark in there and we couldn’t get away with flash.  My daughter is moving out so it will just me and my wife starting in September.  She goes out to lunch with friends about once a month on the weekends so we could possibly play here or at your place if you get the house to yourself.
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glildic
glildic 5 years ago
I have an iPhone now, but still getting the hang of it. Like tp have some pics and vid of us.
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Eddie38478
Eddie38478 Publisher 5 years ago
to sneekypop : I, too, have an iPhone and I’m comfortable working around the drawbacks.
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sneekypop 5 years ago
Agreed. Having an 8mm  camera was a little before me but I sure jumped on the VHS thing. Video tape myself stroking off and then jerk off again watching it! The smart phone has made it way easier for the wife and I to share and have world exposure :wink:  Couple beefs about the iPhone though. What’s the point of having a gyro in the camera if it doesn’t orient your pictures correctly and you don’t know they’re upside down until after you upload? And the colors don’t look right.  Some colors seem over enhanced in daylight and taking flash pics in indoor lighting look yellow/orange. I know all that can be fixed post but you shouldn’t have to. Pain in the ass. I like to shoot and post LOL. Rant over :smile:
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Eddie38478
Eddie38478 Publisher 5 years ago
to theoldog : Your photos and videos are great!  The only thing that would make them better would be to have me in them fucking and sucking with you!
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theoldog 5 years ago
Well I am still primitive, but at least I got a better camera with sound! The world pretty much left me behind with all the technology, lucky to be able to do what I can do, but sure do love all the great porn with every stroke of my cock!
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Eddie38478
Eddie38478 Publisher 5 years ago
to smallripe : Thanks!  You can tell how old I am by my reference to Super 8 porn movies.
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smallripe 5 years ago
yes, nice sex
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