95% of dick picks are FAKE

Why do I dislike dick pics?

Very simply guys, most of them are FAKE.... meaning you send pictures of a cock in the size you WISH you had.

Even if you had a cock one half the size in the pictures you send, you need to understand that the vast majority of woman do not magically spread their legs and cry “Fuck me NOW!” whenever they see a picture of a mans cock.

Most women (excluding surgically created after birth, professionals, nymphomaniacs) are generally NOT sexually stimulated or impressed by a picture of a mans erect cock. The negative reaction is primarily related to the typical FLOOD, of dick pictures every woman receives when joining an adult web site.

Sending a picture of a penis as the FIRST attempt to open communications with a female in my opinion is very lazy, a complete turn off and for those with what I call "Eggplant Cock", rather disgusting! This type of useless macho activity is what scares off the vast majority of women who venture out to adult orientated web sites such as this one.

Within the first 24 hours of joining xHamster, I experienced the expected wave of "friend requests" via the male user that has a dick pic avatar and/or a set of dick pictures in their profile. A friend request is then usually followed by a private messages demonstrating their advanced communication skills, a message containing a single word, usually the word "Hey" of "Hi" followed by several pictures of an erect cock, usually the same pictures used in their public profile just in case we missed them the first go-around. This is the key reason the ratio of women to men on adult web sites is so fucking one-sided on the male side, and the reason why the majority of you are still alone with nothing to do on yet another "self-masturbation event" weekend.


AvoryLips
Published by AvoryLips
4 years ago
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AvoryLips Publisher 3 years ago
Your analogy is close, the problem is how women react to a man’s penis in pornography. This reaction is of course not a true representation of reality yet men “think” it is thus the reason the floodgates of dick picks and dick avatars is always open.
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Jbigdaddi 3 years ago
I hear this complaint so much for women, it’s really sad. Are used to laugh about it at first but now it’s sad because I realize there’s just so many guys out there that have no clue.   I guess guys get turned on by seeing the body parts of women and think that women will get turned on the same way?    Then porn industry has ruined MANkind ?
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AvoryLips Publisher 4 years ago
to Xannington : "Big dicks get attention, that's all....."Yes, your absolutely correct Big Dicks, attract other big dicks such as men with fake female profiles, your theory is flawed, talk to a  REAL woman for the facts, but you better hurry dick pic floods are reducing our numbers daily!
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Xannington 4 years ago
It doesnt.  If you read my profile, I state that I actually started out on here with my face and body as my avatar, and got barely any attention.  Changed it to my dick, and I get flooded lol.  Big dicks get attention, that's all.
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AvoryLips Publisher 4 years ago
Excellent question, "why do men feel their dick has to define them" anyone car to give this a try?
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Irishbluetwo 4 years ago
I (we) have gotten inundated with Dick pics,..meanwhile it says a couples account. Every single one have been cringe worthy at best and some laughable at most. As a matter of fact I didn’t even see my husbands cock the first couple times we had sex, I fell in love with the feel and excitement first. 
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Xannington 4 years ago
I promise Im completely real, and would love to be friends!  
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pussylove2013
pussylove2013 4 years ago
to AvoryLips : Ahhh I gotcha. And I couldn’t agree more, thanks for the clarification. 
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AvoryLips Publisher 4 years ago
to pussylove2013 : Please understand my objection is only on the initial flood of dick picks that are not part of a "request", if a woman asks to see it, then by all means show it. :smile:
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pussylove2013 4 years ago
Somewhat I will agree with you and yes some men have no idea and think yes it’s acceptable to start a convo with a dick pic. I myself have never done that on this site unless asked for a pic. Assured all my pics are of me and owned by me, and not photoshopped but I can understand and respect your reasoning. Good read though thanks.
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AvoryLips Publisher 4 years ago
to MelR1985 : Pics are real, the "ownership" of said penis is whats in question, profile owner is not usually he penis owner. :smile:
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WorldsBiggestAsshole
I completely agree with what your saying. 
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MelR1985
MelR1985 4 years ago
So are they fake or just not penises that aren't there own?
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cttj70 4 years ago
Love it....very funny
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AvoryLips Publisher 4 years ago
to alford699 : Nope... no need to send a pic of a dick, your profile tells me all I need to know about you...
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alford699
alford699 4 years ago
should i send such a pic (and im not)
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DaytonaJames
Love this - so true
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Colson87 4 years ago
every woman that i have been with has said the same thing. women are physical and men are visual creatures. now not all of them had the same views on getting dick pics and some of them loved for me to send them. but they all in not the same words would say "women are not as visually stimulated as men and thats why dick pics did nothing really for them. Until they saw mine of course!! ???? im jkjk
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