MissMuller

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7 years ago

Sing with me!

Banana, ooh na-na.

I measure objects with bananas, ooh na-na.

I eat bananas with my fella, na-na-na

When I go crazy, I'm bananas

I'm craving some bananas.

Banana, ooh na-na

Is that a banana that he is holdin'?

[When he came in the room]

Slowly I can see that he is peelin'.

[And then he starts to chew]

And just like an ass, he starts to litter.

[Right on the fucking floor]

That is such a waste of a Lady Finger.

He got me feelin' like

Ooooooh, I told him how I'm feelin'

"I think you're unappeelin'"

Got me feelin' like

Ooooooh, and then I had to tell him,

"Potassium!" Oh na-na-na-na-na

Banana, ooh na-na.

I measure objects with bananas, ooh na-na.

I eat bananas with my fella, na-na-na

When I go crazy, I'm bananas.

I'm craving some bananas.

Banana, ooh na-na

paulbrooklyn22

7 years ago

That was so dope haha I'm gonna start singing this version every time I hear it on the radio

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MissMuller

7 years ago

@lovelustandliars@lovelustandliars It's a parody of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcgIBUllRm4

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MissMuller

7 years ago

You'll lose hope in humanity if you hear me sing. Lol

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Gender:: Female
Last Login:: 3 years ago
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City:: Arlington
Country:: "United States"
Occupation:: Head Librarian
School:: The University of None of Your Goddamn Business
Interests and Hobbies:: Sitting at home, eating a lot and being pregnant. Fun times....not really.
Favorite Movies and TV Shows:: The home video of me sucking off your dad. (You know the one.)
Favorite Music:: Anything Norah Jones and Caro Emerald has made. Good bass, soft acoustics and upbeat/catchy tunes.
Favorite Books:: The Count of Monte Cristo (The beginning of my love of books.), tons of Sci-fi, horror, adventure and drama. (Romance is overrated and erotic novels are all the same.) I will even include mangas too, but I'm not up to date on mangas nowadays.
Turn Ons:: My husband. Exhibitionism. Norah Jones (My WCW. She's pretty hot. I'd fuck her). Funny people (Like, Louis CK.). People with weird fantasies (Non- fantasies mind you, except for spanking.)
Turn Offs:: Arrogant people. People who talk about sports a lot (I don't care for sports). People who aren't courteous. When you turn the lights off when we have sex. Dirty bedrooms BEFORE sex (It should only be dirty after I come over....but then I'll help you clean it up because that's how I am haha)
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