dysvir's Profile - Pornhub.com

dysvir

Southsea, United Kingdom

3 subscribers
0 friend
367 videos watched

View Activity

View All

dysvir

subscribed to 1 users

2 weeks ago

Dakota Tyler

dysvir

subscribed to 1 pornstars

2 weeks ago

402
Dakota Tyler
60 Videos 31.7M Views

dysvir

subscribed to 1 users

3 months ago

Gina Gerson

dysvir

subscribed to 1 pornstars

3 months ago

200
Gina Gerson
1644 Videos 346M Views

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "7 year old account"

3 months ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "6 year old account"

1 year ago

dysvir

subscribed to 1 pornstars

1 year ago

63
Leana Lovings
367 Videos 403M Views

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "The Junior"

1 year ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "5 year old account"

2 years ago

dysvir

subscribed to 1 users

2 years ago

Reislin

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "Miss/Mister Popularity"

2 years ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "4 year old account"

3 years ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "2 year old account"

5 years ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "The Two Thumbs Up"

5 years ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "1 year old account "

6 years ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "The Sophomore"

6 years ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "iFap"

6 years ago

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "The Mugshot"

6 years ago

dysvir

subscribed to 1 pornstars

7 years ago

424

Sasha Rose
638 Videos 267M Views

dysvir

unlocked a new achievement: "The Freshman"

7 years ago

About

Name:: biscuit
Gender:: Male
Last Login:: 2 weeks ago
Relationship Status:: "Taken"
Interested In:: Girls
City:: Southsea
Country:: "United Kingdom"
Interests and Hobbies:: Whenever I feel like cutting, I watch Caillou because doing so is essentially self harm. God I hate it so much, with Caillou always whining and throwing temper tantrums and his parents never giving any fucks because their bald paradise probably has cancer. I've been clean from cutting for nearly 1 month thanks to this show. The scars that Caillou leaves are only visible in my dreams.
Favorite Movies and TV Shows:: It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.
Favorite Music:: Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other fags. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?
Favorite Books:: Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
Turn Ons:: Water isn't fucking wet, it makes other things wet. Wet means something is covered in water. As an example, when you are covered in nice clothes, you say you are dressed up. Would you say that a suit hanging in your closet is dressed up? Water isn't wet.
Turn Offs:: Your son may try to install " lunix" on your hard drive. If he is careful, you may not notice its presence, however, lunix is a capricious beast, and if handled incorrectly, your son may damage your computer, and even break it completely by deleting Windows, at which point you will have to have your computer repaired by a professional. If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
Profile Views:: 236
Videos Watched:: 367

Achievements (17)View All

Pornstar Subscriptions (14)View All

Subscribers (3)View All

Subscriptions (5)View All

Channel Subscriptions (17)View All

My Family Pies

Rank: 49
Device Bondage

Rank: 1343
Fetish Network

Rank: 1369
The Training Of O

Rank: 1357
Evolved Fights

Rank: 114
Bound Gangbangs

Rank: 1364

Report User

Non-Consensual Content Policy<\/a> or\n Child Sexual Abuse Material Policy<\/a>. If you believe a user's profile violates these policies or is\n otherwise inappropriate, you can use the flagging feature to have the user's profile reviewed by Pornhub staff.","next":"\/content-removal"},{"key":"underage","value":"User appears to be underage","popup":"We are committed to user and child safety, and Pornhub's Terms of Service<\/a> requires users to be at least 18 years of age\n or the age of majority in the jurisdiction where the website is accessed. If you believe this user is underage, please use the flagging feature to have the user reviewed by Pornhub staff."},{"key":"comments","value":"User is posting inappropriate or objectionable comments"},{"key":"spammer","value":"User is spamming"}]" flag-for="user" submit-url="https://www.pornhub.com/user/flag?id=379772661&token=MTczNjUwMzk1OZE40kTrHWX209nU41QqOM9wp66LM6jnLV3W-RSr9lNmif3CnLevBlDnl16mYcoG4h55YmUpCqvIysoqxFONuOs." item-id="379772661">

A text message with your code has been sent to:

An email with the verification code has been sent to:

Use the 6 digit code sent to your two-factor authentication app

Orientation

Porn In Your Language

Free 7 day premium access

Watch this exclusive video only on pornhub premium.

You will never see ads again!

Watch this 1080p video only on pornhub premium.

By upgrading today, you get one week free access

By signing up today, you get one week free access

This website is only intended for users over the age of 18.

Free 7 day
premium
access

Watch this exclusive
video only on
pornhub premium.

You will never
see ads again!

Watch this 1080p
video only on
pornhub premium.

By upgrading today,
you get one week
free access

By signing up today,
you get one week
free access