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Hello all, we're Sarge and Pixie.
Habitual line-stepping, quirky, nonsencical couple that engages in frequent shenanigans, loves to have fun, and have a habit of sexy malarky. we keep eachother and everyone else entertained and on their toes by being walking contradictions.
Pixie is a bisexual, petite, cantankerous emo chick that loves being mouthy with anyone that can stand a good tongue lashing. She fucks like a pornstar and throws hands like an inmate. Sarge is the only one that can contend with such talent.
Sarge, is former military, and fire department, and has assorted talents of his own. Including, making Pixie go into cerebal palsey mode, and shake like michael j. fox using only his hands and mouth.
We're really good at unintentionally offending weak minded individuals, and enjoy a nice battle of the wits. We are NOT interested in a sausage party at all, but would like to possibly find a small framed female playmate to watch herself get TURNT. lmao.
Think you can handle us?? Its a challenge you can't ignore, and maybe a possibility you would be daft to turn down.If your weight is higher than your IQ, please keep scrolling. If you have the mental compacity of a urinal cake, please for the love of God, at least know how to spell what you're wanting to express, and how to interpret social ques adequately.
Betcha won't.