Blasting Off Like A Smelly Chimp

Why reject evolution? When you can accept our ape ancestry, and cum like other primates? Primates are nature's number one masturbators and that includes us, nature wants us to masturbate and orgasm.… Đọc thêm

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Don't Be Angry, Cum To Black Horse Dicks

Just accept it, most women are quite turned on by huge dicks, (it's nature) and I like most men have a penis that's nowhere near as big as black monster penises. I'm not gay at all, but how any guy could see a black penis that size and not cum to it is beyond me, I accept that my penis is genetically inferior to huge black ones. It's a relief to wave the white flag if anything, to accept my penis hasn't been as blessed by evolution as some, my penis isn't small but it's not as big as most black people's. If I was a woman, I would prefer BBC no question. And if you don't think it's true that b… Đọc thêm

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Sorry Cous, I Relapsed like 99.9%

My cousin has joined the minority who have quit masturbating, but he knows I would rather blow my load, it's a guilty pleasure that I can't measure. It's true I would grow more spiritually if I quit, but emptying my sack is an earthly blessing! I doubt I will ever have the self control he has over his body, I would rather cum like other apes than hold it in, he's almost accepted evolution now, and said he would start cumming if he accepted science. He should sniff the coffee, because he's British and everyone and their dog masturbates here, and have some peace and quiet.… Đọc thêm

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If A Lady Doesn't Love You, Let Her Go Black

Any woman on earth who is into open relationships, or cheats on their partner etc, doesn't really love you. In fact, I would say avoid these women like the plague, because they're just doing what suits them, lust has taken over love in other words. Let's face it, this world has never been more corrupt, lustful or hypocritical than it is now, the only upside to seeing this side of women is that at least you know to find someone else. Or remain single, some men for example have been dumped because their penises weren't big enough, you can't blame these women, as you can't fight evolutionary desi… Đọc thêm

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Orgasm Is A Gift Of Evolution

Millions of years of evolution, has gifted mankind with orgasm, nature's great gift bestowed by nature, enjoyed by us great apes and other smelly primates. Oh, I have heard the counter arguments against evolution, but 97% of scientists accept it, and the fossil evidence is overwhelming, more and more churches are not taking religion 'too literally' as a result. Like I said before, in the UK we prefer our scientific documentaries and places like the London history museum, even my church going ex bought me an 'evolution' t shirt to wear lol. (I feel sorry for those who have somehow quit masturb… Đọc thêm

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Porn Will Leave You Empty, Women Are Blessed.

If you’re a man who’s been a loner all his life, even if you like your own company like myself, porn will thrill you for a season, a few weeks, months, years in my case, but it will leave you running on empty in the end. I like to call it the porn trap, it feels good while you’re in it, but in reality I am lonely and struggle with depression, have done since my early 20’s. Occasionally, I message women on here but truthfully over 90% aren’t interested in any conversation, like men, they have their own agendas and reasons for being on here. Heck, some ladies don’t even message back lol, too b… Đọc thêm

Đăng bởi simpsonss345 11 ngày trước đây 4

Is Porn A Blessing? Yes! It Can Be...

As a life long loner, I have found relapsing to porn to be bliss, yes it's boring and frustrating at times, but it's always there... Us humans are apes who evolved to masturbate, and without a partner even more so, religious conservatives may disagree but as a church goer I prefer science over no fap. I am too weak willed to quit porn anyway, so yes, I am blessed! I have even changed my Facebook recently, so that I have select posts that only certain people can see, I promote evolution, bnwo, BBC and yes, porn on there. This includes videos off YouTube etc... This goes against my beliefs and… Đọc thêm

Đăng bởi simpsonss345 11 ngày trước đây 3

My Facebook...

If anyone is interested, I have a regular Facebook that I only occasionally post things onto, but... I can chat sometimes, but not always on there, so if you are interested in having a Facebook friend I am here. I know what loneliness is, so this is one of the reasons I am offering my friendship on there. I am a great listener and never judge anybody, there's only one judge, and it's not me lol.… Đọc thêm

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Enjoy your refractory period, it's nature!

Okay, I used to try to rid myself of my refractory period, and try everything I could to shorten it, but now I am older I am at peace with my body... Look, some people (misguided) still try to fight nature, but there's absolutely nothing you can do, so accept it! They don't call prolactin the sleep chemical for nothing, so give up and have a yawn, or sleep lol. Men evolved to empty their sacks and release prolactin every time, so I smell bull**** if anyone says different, so just wave the white flag. Nature only really wanted women to have multiple orgasms (mostly), so enjoy your pussy envy,… Đọc thêm

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Women prefer their own orgasms to friendship...

Rather than getting in contact with me or being my friend, they masturbate, after all, it's not their fault that I am a loner who's had practically no friends all my life... My life is my responsibility, no one else's, but nonetheless I am sure that the very few women who were in contact with me, including pen friend and my ex, would much rather enjoy orgasms than be friends with me. And who can blame them? (This will be my last post for a long time, so go through my others and fave any that you like...) How I am feeling doesn't matter to them, they have their own lives to live, and if I was… Đọc thêm

Đăng bởi simpsonss345 19 ngày trước đây

Extinction and BBC? Hmm...

I am a guy who's only had the one relationship at 34, that only lasted 6 months, and I know it would take extraordinary effort on my part over a long period of time to find someone... This is because I am a loner who hardly knows anybody, so despite my past efforts to help people off porn, I am becoming more interested in letting blacks with huge dicks win. They do have the biggest penises usually, thanks to natural selection, so yes on here I am behind the 'white' extinction movement, but more as an aroused onlooker than a proper whitboi. It's just so much easier to cum to blacks getting all… Đọc thêm

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We Cum Like Monkeys

Đăng bởi simpsonss345 19 ngày trước đây

Accepting Millions Of Years Of Evolution...

Will make you orgasm harder, trust me I used to go against mainstream science, but felt better after accepting my relation to apes and monkeys. For one thing I grew weary of the backlash on my channnel, so I gave up and started to enjoy news stories and documentaries about us being great apes, who evolved to masturbate. The pope has given up too, as he accepts evolution, there's too many creation stories to be took literally, so this should encourage people to accept the earth is old. No fap, like I said many times is unscientific, orgasm however is pro science because you are giving into na… Đọc thêm

Đăng bởi simpsonss345 21 ngày trước đây 8

Just a link to my channel for anyone interested

I am leaving a link for anyone who might be interested in my channel? On it I get real about life, talk about my Christian faith, and have even reached out to the lonely. It's not a perfect YouTube channel and I am not a perfect man, but I have tried to do some good at least. I like to be honest on there, I am taking a break from it but there's a lot of vids to watch so... https://youtube.com/shorts/YO49XVn6C6U?si=T3W4g-KfQvLPqI63Đọc thêm

Đăng bởi simpsonss345 21 ngày trước đây 2

No Fap? Smell The Coffee, Make A Mess...

Masturbators will always be happier than those who do no fap, and actually manage to quit masturbating (yes they do exist), the majority are on the winning side. Even the animal kingdom including chimps, monkeys and apes all masturbate, even dogs do, so why kick up a stink about it? Science and evolution encourage orgasm, your penis smells and your balls want to be emptied, shemales aren't perfect, none of us are, but they know what nonsense no fap is. And they're too timid to quit anyway.… Đọc thêm

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Relapsing To Porn Is My Guilty Pleasure

I never stood a stinking chance of quitting masturbation, gaining self control over my body, and it's nigh on impossible to quit porn. Instead of getting worked up or upset over it, like some do, be at peace with it instead, because if you go up against something as successful as porn you will relapse. Porn is a corrupt industry no question, but did you really think you could quit for good? I'm a member of the salvation army, and even I'm too timid to not relapse, so smell the coffee... For example, I know I will never have a 38 waist again, as I have a slow metabolism and am 37 now, I mean I… Đọc thêm

Đăng bởi simpsonss345 22 ngày trước đây

Trying to quit porn is so, so tiring...

Here's the truth, porn is the thing that gets people distracted, gets them to focus on the flesh rather than the spiritual side of life. And yet, for all it's corruption and bad example, it's without a doubt the most difficult thing to try and quit, it's just so, so tiring to struggle against porn. This is due to porns popularity and success, trust me, many people inside and outside the church relapse to porn, you are in great company. (Interracial and BBC in particular, along with pussy envy, public\risky, ass worship, are among my guilty pleasures.) It's why people like myself have chosen… Đọc thêm

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The UK Is A Porn Nation...

We are only behind America when it comes to how many watch porn, so as you can imagine no fap and being anti masturbation is chuckled at here... Even fellow church goers I have managed to speak to about this, all admitted they all enjoy masturbation, and they mostly accepted evolution too. (Some admitted like myself, that it's a guilty pleasure.) In fact, it's getting harder to find people who don't accept we are smelly masturbating apes in the uk, as we prefer science, Charles Darwin, and our documentaries over here. *Most churches are full of masturbators, contrary to what people may think.… Đọc thêm

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Orgasm Is Nature's Gift To Us...

I never used to accept evolution, but going with the flow is much easier than going against the grain, I grew weary of going against what I was seeing on tv, on YouTube etc... Even the pope has given up, along with many churches, so I waved the white flag too, you will have a more peaceful life if you go along with it too. There's no peace to be found in no fap, and 99.9% relapse anyway, the world laughs at the anti masturbation crowd too, as people prefer peace. If you go to any zoo, you will see apes and monkeys enjoying orgasm, we evolved to masturbate, and if you are someone who doesn't cu… Đọc thêm

Đăng bởi simpsonss345 26 ngày trước đây 2

You Can't Compete With Female Orgasms...

I hope that a lady who loves me one day, will encourage me to envy her multiple orgasms, and giggle at my mentioning the idea of having multiple orgasms myself. Nature blessed most women with all the sexual pleasure they want, while far fewer men have multiple orgasms, but there's peace in acceptance. I would like to get annoyed while having sex though, only for her to smile and tell me to be happy for her, and encourage me to squirt hard and yawn. Women should smile and laugh at men being envious of their multiple orgasms, and get them to sniff their asses, and empty their sacks so the sleep… Đọc thêm

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