The police just left. They said if I want to walk around my house naked, it has to be inside.… Đọc thêm
So embarrassed.
I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologise to the guy at the urinal next to me.… Đọc thêm
Never again
I got my dick caught in my zipper once. Never again will I buy zip up work boots.… Đọc thêm
Jokes 2
The lady in the post office just asked me to pop my package on the scales. I don't know why the stupid cow call the cops, it was her idea after all. Did I post that Alzheimers joke already? My wife is leaving me. She says it's because I exaggerated too much. I was so surprised I almost tripped over my cock. AIDS is a very serious epidemic. They say one in every two and a half men has it. Sex is like a d**g to me......I need to go into town at night to buy it. Go to the a****l shelter for a dog and you're a saint, go to the womans shelter for a new girlfriend and they all frea… Đọc thêm