Grindr!

I recently upgraded to an iPhone and was looking forward to installing the Grindr app.
I wanted to find out if there were any guys living nearby in the hope that we could become fuck buddies.
Maybe that fit Polish guy who lives with his girlfriend in the apartment downstairs will have a Grindr profile!
I couldn't wait to find out.
I was imagining all sorts.
Would any of it become a reality?
I was getting quite excited.
The anticipation of it all.
Turns out there's nobody anywhere near me, apart from one guy I already know (he lives nearby and we have friends in common).
The trouble is, I don't fancy him at all.
Grindr.
Grrrr...
But still, there's time, yet...
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