My Versatile New Toy

I just wanted to tell you all about a wonderfully versatile dildo that I just bought. It is Doc Johnson's "Squirting Realistic Cock" - some of you may be familiar with it.

Anyway - pretty much as soon as I got it home I had it lubed up, stuck to the floor with its suction cap and, after a briefly painful struggle (it is not ever so long but it is a lot girthier that I am used to !) it was soon sliding in and out of my slutty boi pussy in an intensely pleasurable way. Flicking through some of my X-Hamster favourites whilst riding my new lover balls deep it was not too long before I shot quite a big load into a clean bowl I had thoughtfully provided to collect my cum.

Carefully, I collected the load by sucking it up into the little concertina reservoir that is supplied with the dong. Now - I thoroughly enjoy eating cum but (I don't know if this is just me) I don't like doing it immediately after I've cum myself - the urge just sort of vanishes. But that is why I had bought my new toy with this cunning plan in mind.

I stored the cum in the fridge overnight and carefully and hygienically cleaned the new "man in my life" and stored him away in the rather fetching blue drawstring bag that comes as part of the package.

The next day, horny as usual, I was longing to suck some cock and drink some cum. I got my old faithful 7" jelly dildo out and set him to work as usual (he still has his uses even though he has been largely replaced in my affections) and this time I stuck Doc Johnson to the wall at the appropriate height. I carefully warmed the reserved cum load by dunking the receptacle in a bowl of warm water, connected it back on to the small pipe hanging out of the Doc and tried my damnedest to deep throat the thick, veiny monster. Sadly, my gag reflex wouldn't let me (I'm working on it !) but that didn't matter. When the time was right, and with the cock as deep in my mouth as I could manage, I squeezed the concertina receptacle rhythmically and felt the wonderful (and quite realistic) sensation of a big cock pumping hot semen onto the back of my tongue. Delicious (even though I say so myself !) The only thing that was missing was the moans and grunts of pleasure which usually accompany the experience.

I think Doc Johnson and I are going to have a good deal of fun together in the future ! I am already saving up a three loader and next time he's going to give me the best facial cumshot of my life !

I wonder if I'll be brave enough to take a public cum-walk with it ....?