WHY do you play with your ass?

I'm not gay.
But I LOVE jamming huge things up in my ass.
I also LOVE jamming BIG LONG THICK things deep in my ass.
I NEVER think or plan on having any MANS cock anywhere near my ass.
The MAIN reason is this.
1- I'm NOT gay or Bi.
and
2- I don't think there is a man on earth that has a big enough cock that would satisfy me.
A little like why some women wont fuck guys because they have small dicks.

So what I want to know is this....
I know there are men here who are just like me.
They ENJOY anal stimulation and DON'T want a mans cock.

SO, this is my question to you guys...

What made you start playing with your ass, and when?

This is what got me started into the mysterious world of ANAL PLAY...

When I was about 15. I found a vibrator in my older sisters drawer.
At first I didn't know what it was. But then I discovered it had a twist cap with two arrows.
I twisted it one way and then the other. And nothing happened.
I was on a mission. I had to find out what this was and what did it do.

So I swiped it and bailed out of her room.
She was away for the weekend so I had a few days to find out what it was.

I hid it in my room and then went to have dinner.
I couldn't stop thinking about it while I was eating. I was eager to figure out what it was.

So I scoffed down the food in record time and then went back into my room to watch some TV.
I pulled it out and started to investigate.
After about 10 minutes of pulling and twisting the end cap. It popped open.
I then discovered it had a cavity for a battery....
I looked up to the ceiling thinking what the hell is this.
It hit me after a few minutes of brain crunching it's cogs.
It was a massage wand. lol......

I quickly jumped up and went back to put it back where I had found it.
Third drawer down right side deep down the back under some clothes.
(OK, so I was snooping around. Who else had a sister or brother and went on a snooping mission....lol)
I bailed once again after placing exactly where it was before I found it and retreated back to my room.

While sitting there watching TV....I kept seeing the vibrator in my mind.
I don't know why I did it. But I got up and went back in to snag it.....
I got back to my room and had a better look. It was about 10 inches long.
Hard plastic shaft with a tapered end. A little like a huge pencil tip but not so pointed.
I managed to open it up and discovered it took D size batteries.
It was about 1 and a 1/2 inches thick.
I knew I had batteries of this size as I was into boom boxes.
So I grabbed by boom box and ripped out three batteries.
I bunged them in and screwed the end cap on.
I twisted the end switch one way and then the other way till it fired up.
It had a one way proportional switch which made the vibrations increase in gradual increments the more you twisted the end cap.
It really felt great in my hand.
So I started to run it along my forearm and across my shoulder.
Then on my neck and eventually had it buzzing all over my head.....
Looking back now, I wonder if there were aliens looking down at me laughing their asses off.
Saying, look at this dumbass rubbing his head with his sisters VIBRATOR....lol....

I decided then, I was keeping this.
If my sister finds out it was missing . I would deny any knowledge of what she was talking about.

Later that night. I pulled it out again and had a play with it.
Felt great buzzing around my scalp.....I loved it.
I started to get a little horny so I pulled out some porn mags I got off a mate who raided his father secret stash.
Apparently his old man had hundreds of porn mags which my mate said he would never notice some were missing.

ANYWAY,,,,,,,,,,,,, While flicking through the mags. I stopped at this page where I saw something that looked familiar.
One babe was there spread out wide with this thing buried in her ass.
The end of it looked even more familiar.
Over the next page, she had it out and it was right next to her body on the bed.
HOLY FUCK!!!!!
I then realized what I had sitting next to me on my bed.
It looked identical. Just a different color.
That day I discovered what a vibrator was....
At first I thought eewh... My sister had this thing most likely in her ass like the chick in the mag did.
I jumped up a little in bed as I stared down at the vibrator..
I gave out another EEWH!!!
And then suddenly, something twigged inside of me.
A feeling I had never experienced before.
I had a feeling inside of me that grew and grew and grew until a thought popped into my head.
I NEED TO PUT THIS THING UP MY ASS......WTF..
I battled with this thought for a long time.
In the end.
My will overcame my homophobia and I decided I was going to put this vibrator in my ass.
It took a few weeks to manage to get in in a few inches.
Each time I got it further in my orgasms increased.
The pain of it opening my ass wider and wider was actually a turn on.
So I continued my journey with my new found friend until I had it all the way in with asslips closed over the end.
And that was that.
The rest is history. Over the next 35 years, I increased the lengths and widths to where I am now.
Nothing has changed.
I love jamming HUGE objects in my well and truly, well trained ass.

I would love to hear your stories...
What was the pivotal moment in your life that sparked your ass play.

Don't be shy.
I want to know if we males are predominantly gay or is it something else.
I heard a few scientist claim that ALL males are subconsciously gay.
But I feel there might be something else.
I don't want to fuck men.
I just love playing with my ass.

Anyway.
Take it easy. And stay safe.

Look forward to your stories....
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oreman77 1 năm trước đây
I have been playing with my ass since I was a early t******r. It started with my fingers in the shower, then hairbrush handles. I enjoyed the feeling and would cum really big while I jerked off. I started putting bigger and bigger things I could find till I was old enough to buy a dildo. I have many toys now and even tried a real cock just to experience the feeling. I am a bi male now and enjoy ass play often with both women and men.... I can't seem to get enough. 
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ready4stdy 1 năm trước đây
I'm bi and besides a finger only put real cocks up my tight little hole, and I do like them  large
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str8ndevious1
str8ndevious1 Người đăng 2 năm trước đây
đến thereverenddean : The excitement of when it popped through into the descending colon was amazing. Now I enjoy pushing the envelope with bigger toys and waiting to pop through that same barrier. My biggest toy was a challenge. Pushing it just past the bend was painful. But once it passed through, going an extra three to four inches past the bend eased the pain. Passing the head back through the bend increased the pain until it was out. Eventually, that pain decreased with every new penetration. Now it breezes through with the slightest pain. Nest step is to find a larger toy.  I occasionally try to push a straight object through the bend. That's a challenge. I prefer to use pressurised cleaning products which have a round cap and range in the vicinity of 70mm in diameter. A 500gm container is about 11 inches long. ANd I can swallow 10 inches of it. Solid objects are a real challenge. Getting past the bend is not easy. Many years of playing with my ass has almost straight piped my ass. When I first started playing with my ass. Like most people, it was all bendy like the letter "S" Now it more like a flattened boomerang. One little bend in the middle. Or until I reach the NEXT bend which a sharp 90 degree bend. Only thin flexible toys can get into there. 
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thereverenddean 2 năm trước đây
Were you scared when it went all the way in?
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georgesdad
georgesdad 2 năm trước đây
I am not gay I just love men fucking me🤪🤪 Vibes are ok but they don’t give you the intensity of pleasure that a real cock can
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sandycpl02
sandycpl02 2 năm trước đây
'm bi curious and love my arse played with
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StinkMale
StinkMale 2 năm trước đây
Well, I am gay, and don´t play with my hole. (one of reasons - to me is a painful to penetrate my hole with a finger)..I would like if I feel pleasure with that.  I only feel pleasure when my anus contraction during orgasm 
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xx1236
xx1236 2 năm trước đây
After  reading the most recent blogs ,, I find that  this could be very pleasant..!
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Superhick
Superhick 2 năm trước đây
Based on the videos I see posted, it seems like a lot of hetero men are exploring their anal possibilities, either alone or with a partner/GF/wife.  The thing is its a very nerve sensitive area down there, so it just feels good, nothing to do with sexual orientation.  I always wondered why a dude would ask his female partner to take it up the ass, but not be willing to do the same.   I think humans are way too early in the stages of evolution to make the statement "all males are subconsciously gay", but humans tend to go with the easiest, and sometimes ridiculous explanations instead of excepting the complex or unknown.  
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beingbrash 2 năm trước đây
I had a similar enlighting experience when i was 15, one night while jacking I discovered that touching my asshole felt good and eventually at a later date discovered that I could have amazingly intense orgasims with probe on my ass.  I bought a small massager at Spencers shortly afterwards.
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fatfistred 3 năm trước đây
I got into porn through a friend who had some magazines. When I got old enough, i started renting videos, some of which had anal scenes. These scenes became my favorites and it wasn't long before I began to wonder what it was like to have a dildo in my ass. I then bought one and discovered the joys of stuffing my ass full. When the internet came along I was exposed to extreme stretching and my toys increased in size. For many years my goal was to get the biggest toy possible into my ass and it still would be if I hadn't gotten married. If I ever become single again, you can be assured that I will be back into stretching my ass as large as possible.
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FunWitMyBum
FunWitMyBum 3 năm trước đây
I feel the same way 
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