Hosting an issue. Where to meet for a quick BJ?

Does anyone have any ideas for a place to meet for a quick blowjob? No one wants to end up on the sex offender list, that's for sure. Often times, neither guy can host. Because of that, most conversations about a possible hook up end right there. :( There have to be some safe places for 10-15 minutes of fun.

Get a room, you say. Well, that can create a paper trail. And who wants to bring home bed bugs from some sleaze bag motel or have you car broken into in a shady part of town? Besides, who wants to pay money for a blow job. If it really came down to that, I'd just save the money and jack off at home.

It seems that there are cameras everywhere these days. Store/mall parking lots, etc. People talk about meting at parks. I'm not sure of the camera situation there, but even still, it's a bit iffy for my liking.

A few creative ideas that I've heard is a storage unit. U-Haul, Public Storage, etc. Some guys have these already. Or possibly an RV storage lot. You can rent a windowless van from U-Haul for $20 +mileage. That price is very doable, as long as someone can explain away the paper trail. It's a bedroom on wheels!

What ideas do you have? Be creative! Think outside the box!!!