Experimentation with self gratification

It is amazingly easy to learn what makes a person feel good. I am, and have always been a fan of chronic masturbation. I have found so many different ways to get off, it sometimes amazes me. Still, there is one sure fire way to make me cum and cum hard. I love anal dildo sex. I would rather have a few hours with a nice long, thick dildo lubed up and buried deep inside my stretched butt hole than anything else. I also love to keep my cock in a good penis pump as much as possible, and wear an assortment of cock rings to maintain the hardest and thickest erections possible. My idea of a good time is to spend an entire weekend edging myself to some enormous ejaculations with an good assortment of ass stretching toys, ball bondage devices and even nipple clamps. I have tried electro-stim devices but prefer doing everything by hand. I set personal goals sometimes to see how many times I can cum in a given time limit, and it is pretty exciting to beat my own records. I sometimes pump my cock so much it is as thick as my wrist, and I cum so much and so often that I have what I call "dry orgasms" where I have drained my balls dry, but continue to have the most intense orgasms ever with not even a drop of sperm. I have the most intense orgasms with my favorite dildo, the Dick Rambone, mounted on my shower wall as I ride it standing up. I absolutely love the way it feels when it is all the way up my ass to the balls. I often wish it was just a few inches longer and that it could inject me with hot cum at the right moment. Sex is always fun, but nobody can fuck you better than you.