Kielbasa Dildo

One night, when my wife was out of town, I was feeling extra kinky (being dressed rather scantily and looking pretty hot as a "gurl") I wanted to feel something long and hard in my cute little ass-cunt! I didn't have time to arrange for a horny friend to come over and fuck me, so I checked in the fridge for anything suitable. I saw a packaged kielbasa in the meat drawer...u-shaped and long and flexible! Just about the right diameter to fit nicely in my pussy, too! So I got it out, opened the package and rinsed it off in warm water in the sink. I also got a bottle of white wine out of the fridge, to pour myself a glass to sip on (chug-a-lug?!) while I was diddling my pussy-ass with this hunk of meat!! I already had some moisturizing cream handy from a little earlier ass play, so smeared some on the sausage....having stepped out of my little panties...and slipped the head of it into my fuck-hole! "Oohh!!...felt good!!" I pushed it in a little deeper...then ran it in and out as I moaned my sexual pleasure, pretending it was a man's real cock fucking me!! It easily reached my prostate, which sent a shudder thru my body and caused my clitty-cock to leak pre-cum, which I smeared on my finger to lick! I was really caught up in the kinky experience of my pussy-ass being violated and bent over the kitchen counter as I plunged this meaty shaft harder and faster into me....finally exploding cum all over the kitchen floor!!
For other kinky gurls, I heartily recommend shopping in the packaged meat department of your nearest market!! Not quite as good as a real man to fuck you, but it sure will do in a pinch!