8 Tips and Tricks for a Good Blowjob

Hello to everyone out there. I know my username is enpussylover, but I'm quite a huge fan of the cock... And a fan of huge cock. Oh snap, puns!

I've learned a few tricks and tips over the years as far as blowjob giving goes, and I'd say I'm thoroughly informed and extraordinarily skilled. I say that with very little pride, but that little pride sure is a gem.

Pleasing a man usually isn't very hard. But you don't want him to be only barely satisfied (where's the fun in that?), and your goal is not to make him come as quickly as you possibly can.

Guys love to see your excitement over their manhood- And goddammit, you SHOULD be excited. When you go down on your man, own that cock; make it your own. Lick it, suck it, give it a light slap. Moan and move, grip it hard, slobber all on it, stroke that cock and love on it like there's no tomorrow. An up and down motion is nice, but it's mediocre. Come on, you're better than that (or maybe not, but hopefully after you read this article you will be).

Here are some tips and tricks I've learned:

1. Don't be shy

For all I know, you could be a cute little Asian schoolgirl with an adorable giggle and a penchant for a big veiny dick. The former doesn't mean you've got to be shy- About anything. Go into everything with confidence. Almost everything, that is. Don't confidently shove ginger root up your ass. Do. Not.

2. Don't be afraid to get messy

Let's face it- Dry rubbing a dick just usually doesn't do the trick (remember that unintentional rhyme to help you through life). If a guy is rubbing one out quick, sure. But more often than not, men prefer a good ole slobbery BJ- And HJ, for that matter. Make sure his cock is good and wet during the duration of your performance. Most of the time, saliva works wonders. If your mouth is feeling a little dry, shove his dick to the back of your throat- if you can handle it, princess- there's all kinds of thick, wet goodness back there. If you gag, that's even better. Not only does it feel good on your man's member, but it also conjures up enough saliva to coat his throbbing erection (I'm trying to write a romance novel, apparently). If you or your guy aren't so spit enthused, then coconut oil or flavored lube is a good alternative. Just make sure you are able to try it before you buy it, because some of that flavored shit is nasty.

3. Don't neglect the balls

This is so important, my horny comrades. Please, please don't neglect the balls. His sack is all part of the package, and they'd feel sad if they got left out. Cup them, tongue them (softly- you don't want to slice him open for Christ's sake), suck them into your mouth and tongue them some more. Just make sure you've also got at least one of your hands on his penis, too.

4. Deep throat that shit

I don't care if you have a sensitive gag reflex or you don't like the feeling of suffocating, or any other sissy thing you can possibly find to complain about. Don't worry about shoving the whole thing down there if it won't go. I mean, don't injure yourself (unless you're into that). If you can't get it all the way in, then use your hands to compensate. Deep throating is one of the best sensations for a guy, so if you can muster up the confidence then do it. If you gag and it sounds like a choking buffalo, don't mind it. Your guy probably won't even notice, and most of them think it's hot when you choke. If your guy is on the smaller side, that's even better! It'll be easier to deep throat him, but don't make it seem too easy.


5. Make eye contact

Making eye contact is important when you're going down on a guy. They just love to see their cock filling up your pie hole, and even more, they love to see you enjoying it.

6. Touch his body

I know your main focus here is a blowjob, but caressing other parts of his body while slurping his Big Gulp can add pleasure to his experience. Scratch your nails down his chest, back or inner thighs, pinch a nipple, grab his ass, etc.

7. Be aware of his reactions
There's nothing worse than being oblivious to a guy's reactions. Well, other than teeth scr****g. I don't even have a dick and that hurts to think about! Watch your guys facial expressions and his muscle movement, and listen to his sounds and breathing (i.e. make sure he's not snoring). If he's just laying there, breathing steadily... You're probably not doing as well as you should be. Step it up a notch.

8. Hand and tongue techniques

This is pretty basic; it's almost embarrassing to even mention, but sadly I feel like a lot of you aren't informed enough. Other than the things I've already mentioned, there are a few hand and tongue techniques that will have him pleading for more.

A. Use two hands
B. Grip it, massage it, pull up and simultaneously twist a little, but for God's sake don't only simply jerk it up and down. Part of what makes his experience so good is the various sensations you can create for him.
C. Use both a soft and a hard tongue. Flatten your tongue and run it up his length, then flick the tip with a pointed tongue.
D. Don't neglect the shaft, either. If your guy doesn't have a foreskin, you should still grip his dick as if he does have one. That means never pull from the top down, always pull from the middle up.

EDIT: Here is an extra tidbit for a tighter mouth-grip, from daisy2holes:

"(This is) ...Mostly for smaller guys. press your tongue against the cock and push it against the roof of your mouth. Pull out so just the head is in your mouth and go down again until your tongue wears out. Don't push so hard that your teeth come in contact with him. He should moan a little. My guys always do."

That about wraps it up (condom pun!). This isn't everything, but these are the essentials. If I've forgotten anything, feel free to rip me apart about it (sexual innuendo!).