Greedy asshole. New fetish eating fruit.

Just wanted to share my new fetish.
In the last few weeks I have discovered a new way to eat fruit.
One day I got horny while watching some porn and eating some g r a p e s.I looked at the huge g r a p e s and thought what it would feel like to eat them with my ass.
So I went to the lounge room, and laid on the couch. I laid on my side while I pulled down my track pants exposing my hungry ass. I put a few drops of lube and began inserting.
Straight out of the refrigerator they were really cold.
The feeling of cold g r a p e s felt so amazing. I slipped one in and then squeezed my sphincter to suck it in.
Then I inserted number two and three and so forth.
I manage to jam in 30 g r a p e s until I felt full.
Now this is where it gets exciting.
(I can push in a Rexona Sports Deodorant spray all the way in till it passes the second bend and close
my ass lips around it. The large spray can is about 9 inches long)
Next step is to use the deodorant spray and insert into my ass slowly. As it goes in, the g r a p e s get pushed deeper into and past the sigmoid colon, and then they begin their journey in to the descending colon.
I know I'm done when I can make the can disappear completely and close the lips.
When no more g r a p e s cling to the indent on the bottom of the spray can. I know I have pushed all g r a p e s in.
I then return to the couch and begin round two.
A few more drops of lube and I begin munching away with my ass again.
Another 30 g r a p e s get eaten by my ass and then it's time for the Rexona Spray again.
Slowly and slowly I manage to swallow another 30 g r a p e sin to my descending colon.
I repeat this with another 30 g r a p e s until I feel it pushing up against the next bend.
The Splenic Flexure is the next bend that takes you into the Transverse Colon. It is the bend that sits typically right under your heart and makes the turn to your left.
With a little wiggling, twisting and contracting your Sphincter at the same time. The g r a p e s continue their slow journey in to the depths of my ass.
With another 30 g r a p e s and another push with the can. (Total of 120 g r a p e s) I am ecstatic, as at this point, the huge bowl of g r a p e s have been devoured my by hungry ass pipe.
I go another round and finish the bowl with the remaining 45 g r a p e s. This time I spend about 5 minutes twisting and wiggling around to push the remaining g r a p e s with the Rexona Spray all the way through the sigmoid, descending colon. past the Splenic Fluxure, across the Transverse colon and now entering and passing the Hepatic Flexure to finally finishing the journey into the Ascending (right) colon.
The feeling is out of this world. The journey began with a huge bag of g r a p e s which visually made my ass so hungry just thinking about it. I didn't even stop to think. I just kept jamming them in one by one until the whole bag of g r a p e s was gone.
Now I wanted to see how long I could hold them in for. I was little worried as I thought they might start fermenting.
But after thinking about it, I convinced myself that would not happen as the colon is designed to soak up all juices and liquids as poop passes through.
Anyway.

After a few hours of Youtube and Nextflix I actually forgot about them.
The last g r a p e s went in at about 9 am and it was now 9 pm.
A full 12 hours of holding in 165 g r a p e s started to bring on a bowel movement.
It was time.
So I went into the bathroom and grabbed the hand bidet ( hand held bum washer)

I got down on all fours and aimed my ass up into the air.
I placed the hand held bidet into my asshole and hit the trigger.
From past testing, I know each 10 seconds is roughly 1.3 litres.
So 30 seconds of pumping water delivered nearly 4 litres into my ass pipe.
I could actually feel the water gushing around the g r a p e s and pushing them deeper and deeper. I can typically take about 50 seconds of the Hand Bidet which is roughly 6.5 litres when flushing out for a fun session.
The bidet is a metered delivery system which cannot be altered.
Once I cannot take anymore water. It's time to jump around and wiggle my ass.
I feel the slushing inside and it feels amazing. The weight inside feels like no other feeling I have felt before.
Maybe this is what it feels like for women when they have a baby inside. Anyway. The pressure is building and it's time to go push all the glory out.
Over the next 20 minutes, I feel ecstatic and horny at the same time as I shoot rounds of 10 -15 g r a p e s out like a machine gun. Gushes of water mixed in with bursts of 10 -15 rounds fire out. Slowly I empty out the magazine of 165 rounds out of my ass. As they make their way out, the feeling of them going around the bends in bursts of 15 is fucking intense. Never felt anything like that in my life before.
I know most of them didn't come out as over the next few days, I noticed a few rounds would come out while doing the normal rounds to the toilet.
So in the end, the first squadron of g r a p e s lasted 3 days in my ass. That was a turn on itself.
Knowing I jammed things in my ass three days ago and they still came out eventually. I was hooked to to this new fetish.
Never loved g r a p e s that much before. But know I buy a bag every week.Occasionally to top things off. I buy the biggest thickest Lady Finger bananas and jam a few in to fill the void from the last push with the Rexona Spray Can.
I'm addicted to eating fruit now through my ass.
I won't go into too much detail but I enjoy jamming things in my ass anyway. Eating healthy fruits with my ass is great when i can't physically eat it the normal way due to the foul taste or lack of it.I have never like the taste of healthy fruits or veggies. But now I love them when I eat them with my hungry ass.

I hope you enjoyed this post.
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