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I Didn't Fart in Front of My Husband Until After Our Wedding & Then I Blew Him Away - My husband is really dramatic about farting. When we were dating, he teased me about not passing gas around him and would try to get me to let one go. He, on the other hand, farted under the stars, farted in the car, and farted in the silence between songs on the radio. The only place he didn't fart was at my parents' house after which he always complained of being very bloated. Then we got married and I decided it was time to get comfortable, "break the barrier" as they say. Now when I fart he acts… Daha fazlasını okun

We all like the sound of a woman voice in sexual ecstasy. Those moments when she holds you tightly grinding her hips into your pulsating cock her lips next to you ear screaming FUCK ME -- FUCK ME HARDER her wet mouth only a fraction of a inch from your eardrum. But men, did you know as we age, those years of orgasmic women may have damaged your hearing? Finally, now there's help for men like you. It's called : Eargasm High Fidelity Earplugs. Yes! "Eargasm Earplugs" PRESERVES SOUND QUALITY with our patent pending innovative attenuation filters. Reduces noise evenly to ma… Daha fazlasını okun

Hey, Faggot: I've been using one of those shower anal douches for about a year now and I've always wondered if there are any long-term side effects I should be aware of. Is using the douche once or twice a week too often? Am I washing away good bacteria? How do the prostate and colon fare during all this washing? --An Ass You Could Eat Dinner On -- Hey, AYCEDO: Anal douching--giving yourself enemas--once or twice a week poses no long- or short-term health risks, so long as you're using lukewarm tap water and avoiding those nasty chemical douches sold in d**gstores. As for your prostate: the… Daha fazlasını okun

Like many Hamster members who are tired of the DMCA bullshit. I'm spending more and more time on another site with far more High Quality videos. See you there. I'm under the same name. pornhub.com/users/buck47 FUCK YOU HAMSTER FOR BLOCKING SO MANY OF MY FRIENDS… Daha fazlasını okun

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Here are the top ten ways for you to identify real from fake home made porn. (1) Does the idiot boyfriend have the TV tuned to a football game with volume so loud you can barely hear his wife/ girlfriend whimpering for " For Christ Fucking Sakes, hurry up and cum will ya" --- If so ? This is defiantly real life porn. (2) If it's a naked Black guy with dirty socks and a baseball cap turned backwards on his nappy head, Rap music playing in the background and a semi soft dick - You can bet It's real life porn. Especially if his cum shot looks like a slow leaking… Daha fazlasını okun

From Nazi prison guards, to the girl next door Ukrainian women have always been at the leading edge fashion. Weather sucking you dry in the heat of passion or ripping your testicles off with a pair of pliers, Ukrainian women know how to treat a man.… Daha fazlasını okun

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? At least a zit waits until you’re a teenager before it cums on your face Why do blacks always have sex on their minds? Because of the pubic hair on their heads. How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy. Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Combat? Because every time the sergeant said: “Get down!” they stood up and started dancing. What's the difference between your job and a dead girl who did porn movies? Your job still sucks Why do blacks raise chickens? To teach their k*ds ho… Daha fazlasını okun

In 1967 a white man in Virginia, named Loving, sued the state of Virginia for the right to marry a Black woman. Since the U.S. Supreme Court struck down anti-miscegenation laws nationwide, in the aftermath of the Civil Rights & Voting Rights Acts, Black men, in the United States, have married outside of their race more than the men of all other races combined. To what do we owe this unique attraction that the male descendants of ex-slaves have for women with whom had they been caught 75 years ago would have resulted in instant lynching? Asked another way, why do Black men choose not to marry t… Daha fazlasını okun