A butterfly, flying around my heart...

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Autolycus Yayımcı 3 yıl önce

kime KinkyPigletBerlin : Thank you, Kinky Piglet. I'm sure I'm not alone when I say I take my porn seriously. I started these lists back in the day when, sometimes, on some days, there weren't many new uploads to choose from. Likewise, at that time there wasn't any way to organise your favourites here on xH. That made it was tricky to find something from your back catalogue that you were in the mood for. So, I decided to start making my own lists. You should check out the new lists in the 'Favourites' function on here as they've replaced these old lists. One of these days I'm going to get around to adding my 'Butterfly' lists to my favourites. Could take me some time - wish me luck!

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KinkyPigletBerlin 3 yıl önce

Love your dedication

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kime jbone01 : Hope you found something that hit the spot for you, Jbone. I had a lot of fun putting that list together, but it's been superceded by the 'Favourites' function on xH. If you'd like to see more of the same you should click on my 'Faves'. There are categories, as well as named individual men (some of them are straight, even). Have fun, and keep that butterfly flying! X X

jbone01 3 yıl önce

With that list Looks likes i wnt be leaving my bed for awile as i kik bk spread my legs open and stroke my cock

great list, man. must have taken you days! thanks

kumquat 5 yıl önce

kime MikaelaB : I'll never make the list, but always hoping now to get on one... any ideas??

MikaelaB 5 yıl önce

Wow, this is quite a "to watch" list.

Autolycus Yayımcı 6 yıl önce

kime cigardad4dad : Hey, Guy. Many thanks for Cruising my list. Your contribution has been gratefully accepted, and I share your desire for Marco. He turns me on something rotten, and for him, I would pay. No qualms.

Shit- this list is so exhaustive my dick is gonna wish it still had it's foreskin! Hey- if ya get the chance, add this to your Marco Cruise ensemble: https://xhamster.com/videos/fucking-marco-cruise-7678201 I need to fuck that mother!

filthywanker 7 yıl önce

kime Autolycus : Perhaps a trim of the unknowns? Might help ease Xham's servers a little

Autolycus Yayımcı 7 yıl önce

kime grafton64 : I think I've reached the maximum word limit - it won't let me add any more. God knows I've tried....
I think I'm going to have to split it into two. A to M, and N to Z.

grafton64 7 yıl önce

Such a fucking hot and extensive list, I've no cum left ! Thank you for posting it

Autolycus Yayımcı 8 yıl önce

kime filthywanker : I can see I've got a lot of catching up to do! Thanks for the Craig Renolds links, doll! They've been added and are very, very much appreciated.
X X

filthywanker 8 yıl önce

And while we're on the subject; how goes it with the neighbours? I shall call them, urm... McNuggety and McWhirter! Have they flashed you a bit of cleavage yet? You know, one might suggest you have an unhealthy obsession with those, next door. One might even suggest you should get out more? It would at least increase the amout of times you exit the front door - thereby increasing the chance of that flash of cleavage. Granted, it'll be when one of them accidentally drops his hoose keys...

But then, what do I know? I haven't been out since 2001 and only then to return my copy of "Pure Shores" to Woolworths. (I miss Woolworths). However, in all this excitement I've remembered the reason I'm here; to offer a remedy to your, frankly embarrassing lack of Craig Reynolds memorabilia... Hang on! Is it spelt with 2 r's as well as 2 s's? Hold on. I'll check...

http://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/6252184/a_butterfly_autolycus_and_craig_reynolds.html

No, that's not a link to dictionary.com

kime Autolycus : What do I say? I say I remember selling my smooth, slutty twink asshole for a lot less. Back in that century, I was usually bought off with half a kind word, and a face full of pervert jizz. So by my reckoning, your idea has merit. Fortunately your 'name in the title" excuse is as lame as a Sassenach's reason for mis-pronouncing basic Scottish colloquialisms. Quite frankly, we just haven't got enough of a tongue.

A basic quick-glance in between knob strokes was enough to find these two examples (listed below); and I barely needed to scroll. Hopefully that clears up your mistaken notion I just recently came down with the last shower of rain!

I shall be happy to render assistance, my stalwart friend. On one condition; whisper a kind word as you fill my face full of jizz.

http://xhamster.com/movies/2814651/craig_reynolds_solo.html
http://xhamster.com/movies/1292992/craig_reynolds_amp_sean_stavos.html

Fuck! You're sexy.

kime filthywanker : I welcome any constructive criticism and thank you for taking the time and trouble to visit, FW. I think it's fair to say that many of the above links are easy to source because the actors are often (but not always) named in the title of the piece and show up on word searches. I expect that with fewer and fewer fresh material being uploaded here on xH with the new regime I'll be forced to go through my back-catalogue of favourites, looking for scenes where the men are not named. If you'd like to help me do that, your assistance would be very, very much appreciated, sire. If we could identify the unnamed men on here I'd also be overcome with goodness knows what, again and and again. What do you say? X X

Hmm. Yes, your list appears in want of additional reference material; regarding Mr. Craig Reynolds. I hope you think it fair and constructive criticism to suggest it is disappointing to find, merely what I already have. I had hell of a journey getting here - roadworks like you wouldn't believe! Must do better, my liege xx

kime filthywanker : That genuinely did make me laugh out loud, FW.

kime Autolycus : Sorry. What was that? I got completely lost devouring your swollen wank-bags! I could lose a whole fuckin day right there!

kime filthywanker : I never meant to cause offence, FW.
I'd like to do a wink symbol thingy here, but don't know how to...
All I know is how to write text...
You know I'd love to whisper in your ear - the only thing that's stopping me is the distance between us.
X X

kime Autolycus : Good grief, you're a dirty bastard when you wanna be! Mmm. I like that. But you can hover over my sphincter with promises of a "balls deep weekend" til you run out of expletives and/or adjectives (whichever dries up sooner). It doesn't change the fact you lured me into this position (with my legs wrapped round my ears) under false pretences.

And what gives with the "unlike you, more discerning folk" slap across my bloated stunt-nuts? I'll thank you not to lump me in with those bottom of the barrel types whose life revolves around an Eastenders Omnibus! As a matter of fact, I gave up watching about twenty years ago; once I realised wanking was far more productive a use of my time...

Still waiting for the "sweet nothings" by the way. (You always know just the right synonyms to use on me).

Your servant, Sir.
(I mise Crossroads).

kime filthywanker : Dear Filthy Wanker,

I'm sorry you were initially offended by the content of this post. I value your opinion as a repeat offender, I mean visitor to this profile. As such you will know that it is my endeavour to showcase only the very best of what this website has to offer. I like to consider the result to be the gay porn equivalent of the finest quality, unpasteurised, cold pressed virgin olive oil (there's a pun in there somewhere, with something to do with me, taking out the stones so that you can splash and smear the results all over, but I can't quite put my finger on it... Let me work on that one and get back to you).

I believe that the 135,332 visitors to this profile (correct 20 Dec 2015), many of whom have left their ringing endorsement, testifies to that. Needless to say I do not endorse those who claim that the high volume of traffic through this profile is probably due to the profile's creator logging on incessantly because he fancies another wank. That's simply not true. Well, it might be, for a fair percentage of those figures, BUT NOT ALL OF THEM!

You say you were led to believe this post would contain, 'love, torn asunder; only to be re-born in a wild night of love-making with two hearts beating as one', rather than instant links to hot man-on-man sex. In my defence, I feel this profile offers something to those, unlike you, more discerning folk interested in aspects of love beyond the cosy and cliched realms of Coronation Street, Eastenders, and the sorely missed, Crossroads. Both Sandy and Meg Richardson (were she still alive), would approve, I'm sure. No, because they want cock, and I'm going to give it to them!

Also, Filthy Wanker, you suggest that, like Theresa May, I have no feelings, and if I did, I should whisper something in your ear. Well, let me tell you, if you had read any of my other blog posts you'd know that if you lived next door to me I'd be happy to fill your ear with all sorts, nevermind sweet nothings! But my current neighbours, sexy fuckers, continue to not give out in the slightest! (but that doesn't stop me continuing to work on that one, either).

All I can say, Filthy Wanker, is I'm sorry you were (initially) disappointed with the tantalising array of links one is confronted with when one opens this blog post, each one pregnant with promise (not sure I've got the right word, there - maybe I should have settled for tantalising). But I can assure you, I have listened and will continue to studiously, nay, strenuously, filter out the twinks from the real men on this site so that others, such as your good self, don't have to. This is, and I hope will always be, your one stop shop for big, hard, cocks, sliding into and stretching holes until they gape, because I do like a gaping hole. Especially if it belongs to a man like those above. But right now, I fancy a bit of Alex Collack. Now, which link shall I click on... Ooh, I know!

Sincerely.

Autolycus
Sifting muscled cock since 2010 so you don't have to!

You rotter! That blog title had me imagining I was in for a romantic tale of a love discovered; torn asunder; only to be re-born during a wild night of love-making to the sound of two hearts beating as one. And what do I get; SMUT! I'm on the phone to Trading Standards first thing on Monday. Surely your advertisement contravenes some anally retentive law? Gosh, I feel thoroughly cheated. Hmm. If you had any feelings, you'd whisper a few sweet nothings in my ear to take my mind off the pain. Failing that, I'll make do with Sebastian playing "dominant cop cock in the prison shower". Mmmm. Cop cock....