I Made Him Eat His Words (Short Story)

A few years ago, when the internet was just becoming popular, an old friend of mine called Mike was staying with me for a couple of days. He was working nearby and it saved money for him to use our spare room and to have someone to chat to and have a few beers with.

My wife, who was a nurse, was working nights that week so after work we could relax with a few beers and talk about guy things. Sport, sex, all the usual things.

Somehow we got into an argument about what made a man “gay” and he said that even if a guy got aroused by the sight of another man’s cock he was gay. I rubbished this and said that a female friend of both of us, who clearly knew more about it than we did as she was a clinical psychologist working in the field of psycho-sexual disorders, said that a man getting turned on at by the sight of an erect cock is quite natural and is an almost involuntary reaction.

He said that was bollocks (maybe not the most apt expression in the circumstances) there was no way he’d get aroused by the sight of other men; he was not even slightly gay (whatever that might be).

I said he should through to my office and I’d show him some of my collection of porn I’d downloaded from the internet and that I bet he would get aroused by the men.

I’d sorted my collection into various categories one of which was “erections” and so I set this up to run as a sideshow. Mike was still sceptical and making fun of me but when he saw the first shot of an erect cock, the veins on the shaft standing out and the purple knob shining and full of blood he went quiet. As the slideshow progressed I could see it was getting his full attention and I could also see that his pants were beginning to bulge as his own erection grew.

“What do you think? Arousing aren’t they?” I said. “Yes, they bloody well are,” he replied.

“You can get your cock out if you want, you must be getting uncomfortable.”

He was blushing by now but took my advice and unzipped his fly releasing his hard cock out of the top of his trousers. “You can pull your pants down all the way of you like, I’m going to.”

Mike did as I suggested and I saw that his cock, which wasn’t very big but was really hard, sported a couple of really big balls. Without me saying any more he started to stroke his cock and as he did so I removed my own trousers exposing the fact that I was wearing black lace panties instead of the boxer shorts he had been wearing. He looked over and his eyebrows shot up in surprise so I said, “wearing panties doesn’t make me gay either, I just adore the feel of them”.

He was paying less attention to the slideshow by now and when I pulled my own cock out of my panties I saw some pre-cum ooze out of him and I could see he was really loving what we were doing.

He didn’t object when I took his cock in my hand, indeed he moaned with pleasure and grabbed hold of mine. After a few strokes of each other I said we should sit down and pay attention to the cocks that were flashing across the screen ever few seconds.

We sat side by side and as he stroked my cock I caressed and squeezed his wonderful balls and it wasn’t long before we both ejaculated loudly.

When we had cleaned ourselves up I said “well, what do you think, are you gay now?” and he replied, “No I don’t know what I am after that but who cares, I want to do it again!”