I was sittin' on the shitter playing with my spitter when a knock came at the bathroom door I yelled occupied and i could have nearly died when the door swung open any way It was my girlfriend "Jo" who some of you just might know she was grinning from ear to ear she said, "i knew what you were doin' and it got my juices stewin'" "how about a little toilet head" I said, "yes please" as she sank down to her knees and replaced my hand with her mouth it really felt good just as any blow job should but it got me to thinkin' As i grabbed the back of her head, these are the words that อ่านเพิ่ม
sleepless by dfx
another sleepless night unable to find comfort of any king the lonely hours pass so slowly rest comes to those who have a peace of mind and every moment that goes by i'm missing her more each day i struggle to take the loss in stride again tonight my broken heart cant let go unrelenting the pain stays to abide another restless night longing for sleep by any means there i'll find a kind of peace of mind she's still with me in my dreams อ่านเพิ่ม
Ode to a cotton swab
I stuck a Q-tip up my nose just to see what I might find Mother wasn't at home just then she's really the meddling kind and I couldn't do what I really like to do Mom said she read it somewhere that it would make me go blind Any way, I poked around and I probed around and I felt around a bit Then with a mighty push, I shoved it in hard Just to see how far up it would fit . . . All of a sudden, my life flashed, my brain screamed and blood flowed from my nose like cheap draft beer The pain was so great that my balls shriveled and I shrieked like a little queen Just before passing อ่านเพิ่ม
Your Feathered friend by davefx
I wish I were a bird so that I could fly You may see me take wing to soar upon high Riding air currents, upward I'd sail With the sun in my face and the wind at my tail Closer to heaven in hopes I may find The strength to forgive to obtain peace of mind On second thought, fuck that . . . I'd fly low and search to and fro for roadkill, corpses and carrion On all of these I would feed until struck with the urge and filled with the need Then, across the horizon swift wing beats would lead me to perch in that tree just outside your homestead Then, when you came out I'd shit อ่านเพิ่ม
what about meeee
I was sitting on the shitter playing with my spitter when a knock came at the bathroom door I yelled, "occupied" and I could have nearly died when the door swung open any way It was my girlfriend "jo" who some of you just might know and she was grinning from ear to ear she said, "I know what you are doing and it got my juices stewing, how about a little toilet head" I said, "Yes please" as she sank down on her knees and wrapped her lips around my aching cock she kept on bobbing up and down from the base to just below the crown and I was getting really close then jus อ่านเพิ่ม