Masturbation Questionnaire
I found this questionnaire on a fellow masturbator's page, and it is taken from masturbationpage.com
I thought I'd pass it along. Feel free to copy it to your clipboard and then change my answers to yours!
The more detailed your answers, the better it makes it for everyone reading them!!
1. When did you start masturbating? How many years have you been masturbating for? How did you do it when you first started?
As with many Brits, I experienced my first really noticeable erections when I was about 10 in 1976, and started just rubbing the bulge without knowing why it is pleasant. By about 12 I had realised that holding the shaft and tugging in the accepted way was very pleasant and I had realised my motivations were sexual, and experienced my first feelings of lust for ladies on TV and in the bra section of my mum’s mail-order catalogue.
I was interrupted in a session of tugging to my older brother’s copies of “Playbirds” (a British soft porn mag of the ‘70s) by my mother’s best friend when she was checking in on the house (to see that everything was OK, she lived just along the street) and just as I was about to die of embarrassment, expecting to be told off, she joined in and started wanking me. She instructed me on the “proper” way to tug, much more aggressively than I had been doing, and took me through to my first cum-spurt with a lady. I did end up wanking to her and for her, and sometimes getting walked by her, right until I went away to university. So far I have masturbated almost every single day since then, and being 52, that makes over four decades of wonderful cock abuse. I don’t stop when I have gfs, just do it slightly less because I am able to fuck also.
2. How often do you masturbate?
When I don’t have a regular gf, about 5 times a day on average, rising to a lot more on “especially randy days” or when I decide to devote a full day or weekend to my porn obsession or webcams or phone sex services.
3. How long do you usually masturbate for?
typically about an hour, on “ordinary” days, but I do non-stop sessions for many hours too.
4. When did you last masturbate?
I’m doing it now. It’s 4.30 pm on a Sunday afternoon and I am at work, pulling my cock under the desk in my office, as usual
5. When do you usually masturbate?
There is not a time of day or night when I don’t masturbate, but the “peak season” is just after I wake up, when I ABSOLUTELY MUST WANK.
6. Where do you usually masturbate?
The vast bulk is reclining on my sofa, bed or chairs, but also in my car or public spaces (parks, car parks etc)
7. Which hand do you masturbate with?
Mainly right, occasionally left
8. [MEN] What do you cum on? (chest, belly, hand etc.)
Anything that it happens to land on, usually my own chest and stomach or thighs. Sometimes I deliberately spunk into something, especially if I can get it on or into a mature lady’s belongings
9. [MEN] Have you ever cum in your mouth or tasted your own cum?
Occasionally, it’s not of great importance. I don’t wash my hands afterwards, in the hope that my seed can get on some lady or other.
10. Do you edge, aka "play stop and go?" (masturbating on the edge of orgasm)?
It’s more “speed up and slow down” or “harder then not so hard” for me. I do this very frequently.
11. How long did your longest masturbating session take?
About 8 or 10 hours or so, I suppose. I wasn’t counting and it was in the middle of a week-long masturbathon.
12. How long are you able to abstain from masturbation and what was the longest period you went on without masturbating?
Unless I am getting sex, I really can’t go a full waking period without it. I pretty much always wank the moment I wake up unless it’s somewhere I can’t get away with it, and at least once at some other point in the day. Apart from illness, I can’t remember the last time I went for more than about 10 hours without, and that was difficult for me.
13. Have you ever had multiple orgasms while masturbating?
From time to time, when I am super-randy.
14. Do you use lubrication? If yes, what do you use?
Mostly dry, sometimes KY, sometimes silicone type. If I am doing a multi-day masturbathon, I use it so that the shaft doesn’t get sore and chafed.
15. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
More times than I can count, and most of those were deliberate. Being caught has been a significant feature of my enjoyment since I was a beginner (see above) and I love it when unsuspecting ladies of a suitable type “accidentally” see it being pulled by me or a ljdyfriend.
16. Have you ever masturbated with a person of the opposite sex?
Whenever humanly possible. It’s a very important part of a healthy sex life, or a severe pervert’s sex life (me).
17. Have you ever masturbated with a person of the same sex?
Only t-girls, only very feminine ones.
18. Do you use anal play while masturbating?
On and off, when in the mood, usually a medium size plug
19. Have you ever had an anally-related orgasm?
No, only orgasms boosted in magnitude by anal fun
20. What is the most times you masturbated on a single day?
I haven’t kept a record of “personal best” because I wonder, where does the line between “wank-cum, wank-cum, wank-cum, over and over again” and “wank all day, cumming occasionally, even if it’s a dry cum” belong? I suppose it’s something like 20.
I thought I'd pass it along. Feel free to copy it to your clipboard and then change my answers to yours!
The more detailed your answers, the better it makes it for everyone reading them!!
1. When did you start masturbating? How many years have you been masturbating for? How did you do it when you first started?
As with many Brits, I experienced my first really noticeable erections when I was about 10 in 1976, and started just rubbing the bulge without knowing why it is pleasant. By about 12 I had realised that holding the shaft and tugging in the accepted way was very pleasant and I had realised my motivations were sexual, and experienced my first feelings of lust for ladies on TV and in the bra section of my mum’s mail-order catalogue.
I was interrupted in a session of tugging to my older brother’s copies of “Playbirds” (a British soft porn mag of the ‘70s) by my mother’s best friend when she was checking in on the house (to see that everything was OK, she lived just along the street) and just as I was about to die of embarrassment, expecting to be told off, she joined in and started wanking me. She instructed me on the “proper” way to tug, much more aggressively than I had been doing, and took me through to my first cum-spurt with a lady. I did end up wanking to her and for her, and sometimes getting walked by her, right until I went away to university. So far I have masturbated almost every single day since then, and being 52, that makes over four decades of wonderful cock abuse. I don’t stop when I have gfs, just do it slightly less because I am able to fuck also.
2. How often do you masturbate?
When I don’t have a regular gf, about 5 times a day on average, rising to a lot more on “especially randy days” or when I decide to devote a full day or weekend to my porn obsession or webcams or phone sex services.
3. How long do you usually masturbate for?
typically about an hour, on “ordinary” days, but I do non-stop sessions for many hours too.
4. When did you last masturbate?
I’m doing it now. It’s 4.30 pm on a Sunday afternoon and I am at work, pulling my cock under the desk in my office, as usual
5. When do you usually masturbate?
There is not a time of day or night when I don’t masturbate, but the “peak season” is just after I wake up, when I ABSOLUTELY MUST WANK.
6. Where do you usually masturbate?
The vast bulk is reclining on my sofa, bed or chairs, but also in my car or public spaces (parks, car parks etc)
7. Which hand do you masturbate with?
Mainly right, occasionally left
8. [MEN] What do you cum on? (chest, belly, hand etc.)
Anything that it happens to land on, usually my own chest and stomach or thighs. Sometimes I deliberately spunk into something, especially if I can get it on or into a mature lady’s belongings
9. [MEN] Have you ever cum in your mouth or tasted your own cum?
Occasionally, it’s not of great importance. I don’t wash my hands afterwards, in the hope that my seed can get on some lady or other.
10. Do you edge, aka "play stop and go?" (masturbating on the edge of orgasm)?
It’s more “speed up and slow down” or “harder then not so hard” for me. I do this very frequently.
11. How long did your longest masturbating session take?
About 8 or 10 hours or so, I suppose. I wasn’t counting and it was in the middle of a week-long masturbathon.
12. How long are you able to abstain from masturbation and what was the longest period you went on without masturbating?
Unless I am getting sex, I really can’t go a full waking period without it. I pretty much always wank the moment I wake up unless it’s somewhere I can’t get away with it, and at least once at some other point in the day. Apart from illness, I can’t remember the last time I went for more than about 10 hours without, and that was difficult for me.
13. Have you ever had multiple orgasms while masturbating?
From time to time, when I am super-randy.
14. Do you use lubrication? If yes, what do you use?
Mostly dry, sometimes KY, sometimes silicone type. If I am doing a multi-day masturbathon, I use it so that the shaft doesn’t get sore and chafed.
15. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
More times than I can count, and most of those were deliberate. Being caught has been a significant feature of my enjoyment since I was a beginner (see above) and I love it when unsuspecting ladies of a suitable type “accidentally” see it being pulled by me or a ljdyfriend.
16. Have you ever masturbated with a person of the opposite sex?
Whenever humanly possible. It’s a very important part of a healthy sex life, or a severe pervert’s sex life (me).
17. Have you ever masturbated with a person of the same sex?
Only t-girls, only very feminine ones.
18. Do you use anal play while masturbating?
On and off, when in the mood, usually a medium size plug
19. Have you ever had an anally-related orgasm?
No, only orgasms boosted in magnitude by anal fun
20. What is the most times you masturbated on a single day?
I haven’t kept a record of “personal best” because I wonder, where does the line between “wank-cum, wank-cum, wank-cum, over and over again” and “wank all day, cumming occasionally, even if it’s a dry cum” belong? I suppose it’s something like 20.
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