Best orgasm in 6 months

I live in apartment which only allows smoking or vaping on the patio. As i am 6 floors up and facing the woods, if I wait until about 10 PM, there is no problem going out dressed and vaping my beloved vape kit, with 0 nic just 100% VG. It makes huge clouds and gives me an instant erection! After doing this for 6 months, i knew i had to take it farther than just a bra with femme blouse dress, so tonight I pulled out all the stops. Panties, 4" black heels, pantyhose with crotch cut out, my biggest bra (56J) overstuffed with two batch towels in each cup, 6X pink sleeveless frilly top, black wrist-length gloves (Hello Ward bimbo!), and finally I dared... my platinum-blonde LA3000 showgirl wig! I'd been waiting for the right time to open the wig, and what better day than Mother's Day? I brushed it carefully, put it on my head, reached back behind me and pulled half to either side, to lay on the shelf my tits make. I looked in the mirror before I went outside, and I looked so hot! Loved the feel of hair on my shoulders and face again! I was sucking madly on the vape, exxxhaling the vapor into my hair, and watching it slowly waft up, trying to rebreathe as mush as i could. I dreamed of my teen idol sex kitten blowing smoke in my face, and just about came without touching myself. I took a 10-sec pull and said, Come here Mike, I'm smoking again and I want to SUCK YOU OFF!" at that my precum started pulsing. I rushed inside and got my 18" x 1" dong. Previously I had only gotten a mouthful, maybe 5", but this time i was so hot and ready i was cramming it down my throat, choking but loving it, taking it out to dickslap my face with the wet dong, before push it back in, really ramming it! I felt like i might pass out! my cumclitty was rubbing my sheet thru my panties, and i started fucking my bed with the same rhythm I was fucking my face! I soon exploded a huge load of sperm as i was coughing and choking on that monster dong. I pulled it out of my mouth and kept it in my hand. Later I measured and found 10 full inches had passed my lips. But first, I pulled my panties off, and said, "Well, Mike came for me, I better clean it up." So i used the dildo to scoop up as much of the sperm as I could, licking and sucking it happily off the well-used dong, then I licked my sheets and panties clean before throwing them in the washer. The wig is proudly hanging in my closet now with my crossdressing clothes and accessories. And I have a jet-black wig for next time, which will really show up the white vapor well!