How to look your girly best over the years

So...........how to look your girly best over the years.....
Ages 1-5 years.
Getting your sticky little paws on your mothers high heels and a smile.

Ages 5-15 years.
Getting your sticky little paws on your sisters clothes.

Ages 15-25 years.
Getting your paws on your girlfriends clothes and a little mascara.

Ages 25-35 years.
Getting your paws on your wifes clothes,mascara and bit of lippy.

Ages 35-45 years.
Getting your paws on your wifes clothes,mascara,lippy foundation and blusher.

Ages 45-55 years.
Getting your paws on your ex wifes clothes,,masacara,lippy,foundation,blusher,eyeshadow and some contouring.

Ages 55+
Click to buy clothes,smug knowing they wouldnt fit your ex wife anymore as shes the size of a house,beard cover,foundation,masacara,lippy,blusher,eyeshadow,countouring,false lashes,false nails,,ready mixed concrete,scaffolding and a bit of two by one to hold it all up.
And if you want to sport an erection,better add a lollypop stick and two rubber bands to the shopping list.

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