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I like girls mainly, but some couples. Sorry but if you’re a guy you’ll have to be a 9 or 10! Not into massive dicks so that won’t impress me.

I like anal (which is why I don’t like massive dicks because anything over 7” hurts and voyeur. Oh and some peeing, with girls only, and not in my mouth just on my tits and clit - the only time I had a girl pee in my mouth I almost threw up over her! And I'm intrigued by pegging if another woman is present.

I like masturbating in department store changing rooms after flirting with female members of staff. I genuinely brought myself off during a high school test. My teacher was horny and male and it was the quietest orgasm ever.

I love to masturbate in any public(ish) place. Not overtly, but I've brought myself of in cars, on trains, on planes, at the movies (Black Swan was the best!), in clubs, in the sea, taking a high school exam (see above), twice in restaurants, on a conference call with 10 other people present and in front of friends a few times at after hours parties.

Other than by people I know including my mom several times when I was living at home, I've never been spotted to the best of my knowledge (other than a couple of times in a club). I have almost bitten through my lip on a few occasions trying to keep quiet though.

I reeeeaaaally love partying and clubbing ;)

I quit smoking for the most part but still love 420, and sex after (or during) is heaven.

Weird I know, but I do find other women who smoke hotter, but I get that's not everybody's taste and I also like more wholesome women!

I like yoga and I am working on having world peace established by next Friday, about 4pm EST.

I write for a living, but not porn before you ask!

I like liberal minded people.

I do NOT like anything to do with animal sex. Sorry, but if you mention that to me, especially my dogs I'm gone. Same goes for kiddy sex and scat, don't go there!

The avatar is me.

Yes you can message me if you're not a single guy and I"ll respond unless I'm 3 fingers deep and chatting with somebody else, so don't take it personally!

Tell me you're fantasies and I'll tell you mine, plus what I've already done ;)

Yes I'm a tad weird and fucked up. Aren't we all?

I am married, so no, I'm not a lesbian, but I'd be more that way inclined if I were single. And my husband spends about 250 days per year in LA working leaving me here in Florida. So what's a girl to do?

I won't cam, photo swap or do underage role play. I totally get it if that’s makes you suspicious, just avoid me! If you see me online I'm probably playing with myself and very wet!

Enough about me, now what about you?