An elderly man owned a large farm which had a large pond down the back with a picnic table, horseshoe court, and some apple and peach trees. One afternoon the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and collect some fruit so he grabbed a five-gallon bucket to carry the fruit in. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing and as he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, “We’re not coming out until you leave!” The ol Läs mer
On Intelligent (well read) Submissives.
I love intelligent girls. Absolutely adore them. And I find those who are passionate about reading and writing share a common thread. They all yearn for an equally intelligent Master/Dominant who can reach deep into their erotic “centers”, rip the pages from their fantasies, and give them a lifetime of living, breathing memories. An intelligent submissive appreciates the beauty of the dance on the fringe. She is a strong, independent, talented, capable woman in her own right, yet she hungers for a Master/Dominant who can fuck her mind long before he touches her body. She needs a man wh Läs mer
Drool Face GIFs
This is a companion GIF gallery to my Drool Face still gallery (since XHam, unlike their main competitor, isn't formatted for GIFs to be uploaded to photo galleries. WHY THE FUCK NOT?!?) Thankfully, GIFs can be used in blogs. https://38.media.tumbl Läs mer
Eva Lovia HOT GIFS
Self Bondage For My Husband Leads To More Fun
Last night was another amazing night, kick started by leaving myself bound naked and blindfolded to be found by my husband when he arrived home from work. Upon seeing my note in the kitchen (it said simply “Ready or knot, i am bound to please”) he called up to me that he would be up in a few minutes. i could hear him filling a glass with ice, opening cabinets, mixing a drink, etc. while i squirmed helplessly in bed. My nipples were so hard they were aching and my sex was dripping wet, something that i get a little embarrassed about and would normally have run a hand over myself to catch any fl Läs mer
Self Bondage For My Husband, Welcome Home
i am sharing this as a short blog entry because often people ask about what kind of BDSM activities my husband and i introduce into our largely vanilla relationship. Every now and then (with my next planned time being tonight!) i like to put myself in bondage as a surprise for my husband when he gets home from work. This completely eliminates the risk of responsibilities or distractions (laundry, preparing dinner, yard work, office work, TV, etc.) interfering with us having some great one on one time. He has NEVER come home, found me bound, and untied me so he could go mow the lawn or watch Läs mer
my favorite gif pictures
Please feel free to add your favorite too !!! Läs mer
Vaginal Fisting Hand Positions
Fisting requires an intimate knowledge of the relevant anatomy, as there are many opportunities for injury that can be easily avoided if you know your way around the relevant body parts. Making even small adjustments to your movements can make a world of a difference. First of all, let's discuss the hand. The most important thing to notice about the hand is where it is largest/widest, right at the point where the thumb joins the rest of the hand. When fisting, you need to keep in mind that the vagina will be most stretched when this part of the hand is moving in or out past the vaginal ope Läs mer
Vaginal Fisting Tips
The credits goes to: FistingFan's We've been practicing one- and two-handed fisting and footing for over a year now, and we've discovered that there is very little information or experience in our local area. So I figured it was time to share some tips that we've picked up, in the interest of starting a fisting discussion online. Tip #1 - Lube, lube, lube! Fisting involves a great deal of stretching. While this can feel fantastic, a dry hand pulls on the skin, which does not feel fantastic. Apply generously and frequently to all affected areas. If you start to feel added friction while Läs mer
Titles of my post
The Night Before Xhamster Xmas
Twas the night before Xmas and throughout the 'net, the hamsters were watching all the porn they could get. From vintage and girl/girl to bondage and group. just so long as none featured c***dren or poop. Such a triple-X treasure trove, open to all, its scope and immensity held them in its thrall. Their appetites sated, they retired to their beds, whilst visions of hardcore smut danced in their heads. Läs mer
Blind man
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, Läs mer
Friend Stuff
I am not a friend collector. I prefer that my friends on here contribute something to their profile or mine. I'm not talking about commenting on every post, picture, or video. I just mean a hello or a fuck you every once in awhile. So before adding me or sending me a request please keep this in mind. I can't believe that I even have to say this, if you have a cock avatar don't be an idiot and send me a request. Thank you very much, Elvis has left the building... Läs mer
A few thoughts on community
Today, I intend for once to focus upon a positive aspect of this website, the sense of real community fostered amongst those of us who perceive it as more than a mere showcase for hardcore pornography. I have encountered some truly fascinating people here on Xhamster, and engaged in many quite illuminating conversations on a variety of topics: not just pornography, but also art, literature and politics, all of which segue quite neatly into our common interest. And whilst it's true that the majority of us shield our full identity behind an artificial username, that anonymity does promote a Läs mer
A few more thoughts on community
I have to say I was both surprised and energised by the reaction to my last blog, which seemed to indicate I'd tapped into a motherlode of dissatisfaction with the current status quo on this website. For too long, in my view, Xhamster has existed almost as a frontier town in the old wild west, its more forward-thinking inhabitants subject to persistent abuse and denigration from the bullies who think they rule our town. Well, I have news for them: it's a new century, and their dominance is as transient as a piece of tumbleweed rolling past the OK Corral. All of us here are interested in Läs mer
Animated gifs from my Triple Penetration 2 gallery
A few thoughts on respect
One of the most curious aspects in the behaviour of certain male members here is the casual manner with which they use words such as "slut", "bitch" and "whore" when referring to their female colleagues, as though totally divorced from the wider social dimension. It is almost as though they were abandoned as infants in a distant forest and left to grow up without any grasp of the consequences of their own vocabulary or ideology. I've written before about the fact that, despite this being a site dedicated to pornography, we must not turn a blind eye to anyone treating other members here with Läs mer