My News 1.19.2024
Now. that I am living in Wyoming for a while.
Actually, I am going to be living here till Mid-Summer or so.
I will tell all of You what I am up to.
No new pictures uploaded Yet.
But I put one up Today in My Dating photos, (At Grand Tetons National Park).
With the Bis Ass Sticker in the Window in back.
And the Unzipped Shorts with My Pubes showing !!.
I will add some previous photos, anyways to this Post.
Liam has left and I am here all by Myself, till Summer.
I looked around Jackson Hole proper, and it really is not the sort of town that I like.
It is pretty much an Upscale Yuppie, Tourist town.
A lot of Skiers at this time of Year.
And People that come to look at the Grand Teton Mountains National Park.
I have gone to the Grocery Store and to the McDonalds to get some Coffee and a few other places.
McDonalds has some really, good Coffee, the regular Coffee there, is better than Starbucks in My opinion.
Surprisingly so.
So, I decided to get out of the town to find some little towns where the Locals live.
I went at Nighttime to search for Bars, where I had a Plan in mind.
Finally found one that was Hopping.
So, I went in to get the Party started.
Now a lot of You know that I am pretty much a Wall Flower.
But when I put My mind to it, I have Balls, (or in My case, Eggs).
I was dressed like this.
Not like above, Silly Wabbits.
I had on My Parka, My Vasque hiking boots, and a Mini skirt on underneath.
I went inside with My bag of tricks.
Went up to the Bar and got a Vodka and Beer and told the Bartender to please get everyone’s attention.
He yelled out.
“All of You pay attention, the Gal wants to say something.”
Gal, HaHaHa...........
Took a swig of Vodka, then some Beer.
“Hello All, I’m Amelie”
Guaranteed that I threw everyone off with My Dutch sounding accent.
“It’s time for all of Us to have some Fun and get Stupid Silly.”
“First off ,From now on, Drinks, Food and whatever else, is on Me, until the Bar closes.”
I turned around and plopped My credit card on to the bar top.
Bear in Mind that My credit card is one of those unlimited cards.
A Chase Sapphire Reserve card to be exact.
"Hod on to it until everything is ****"
And I continued.
“First off to get it started, I have this little Karaoke machine and it’s a great way to get Silly and have some Laughs.”
“And after that, I want one of You to put some slow dance music, on the Juke box over there and I will pick out some dance partners.”
“We can have some fun dancing the night away.”
“Sound like a Plan?”
Applause and whooping and a few Yee-Haws
It is a Cowboy Country after all.
So,
“I will go first but let Me change My shoes.”
Threw My Parka on the Bar, showing off My short Mini skirt and Tight top.
Grabbed My 8” black Platform heels and slowly put them on.
And fired up the karaoke machine.
I had pre-loaded some Country songs, older rock, like Elvis and some newer songs on it.
I started off singing Patsy Cline’s, “Crazy.”
I can sing pretty well, so no problem.
“Alright who is next ?.”
Most people are pretty Shy to do Karaoke, so I called out.
“Hey, You big boy, Come on down.”
That’s a line from the game show, "The Price is Right."
It's used to call an Audience Member to come on down and play the game.
So, with the Karaoke, lots of applause and laughter, especially when someone singing is completely tone deaf.
Great Icebreaker.
With that over.
“Someone start the Jukebox for some Dancing”
I picked out multiple dance partners and the last one turned out to be the best.
An older Man, with a Cowboy hat on, who was very good looking.
Later on, I went over to His table and said to Him.
“Let’s find an empty table and talk.”
He said forget that ,and told His buddies to get lost.
Perfect !!
Sat and talked for a while and found out I had picked the best Man there.
He was one of the largest Ranchers in the area.
Told Him every thing about Me.
Ex-Porn Star, C*ll G*rl and so on.
Later on, I pulled My best Seduction routine on Him and finally got to the point of saying.
"Let’s go to My home for even more Fun."
“Absolutely, Hun”
He was Divorced, which was even better.
Went Outside and I said.
"Let’s use My car."
“Okay”
Pretty much dropped His jaw, when He saw My Escalade.
Probably thought it was a cheap Toyota, I was driving.
Drove for 25 miles or so, back home.
Got to My house, and I am sure His jaw dropped again.
“This is Your Home”
“Yep, 100% mine”
Went inside, showed Him around, and said.
“How about some Champagne.”
“Sure Honey”
Typical Cowboy phrase.
Like You would respond to a Waitress.
Drank about the whole bottle of Champagne and talked some more.
Then as expected, You know that about Me, I grabbed His hand and off to My bedroom,
Gave Him some of My best Shit.
Blew His mind I am for sure.
Since then, I have been seeing Him every single day.
Here or on His Ranch.
I know how to ride Horses and I get to see and do all sorts of Ranch stuff.
Somethings I may have never done before, which I love to do.
Nothing better than doing and learning some new Shit.
He drives a Big Ass Dodge Ram Dually that is lifted and has the Cow Catcher, up front, and a ton of other Shit.
I guess My Escalade makes Me look Hoity Toity.
But I am His main Squeeze, so Nobody around Him would ever dare say anything about Me.
I probably will buy a little Jeep Gladiator to fit in better with the Ranchers and Locals, etc.
Can't wait for Better weather to Scare the Shit out of Him in My New Corvette.
Insanely fast I drive.
And to make it even more fun for Him and I.
I always dress like “Mountain Trash" for Him around the Ranch.
The name that is used in the area, with the same connotation as “Trailer Trash.”
Except when it is a Party or a Restaurant.
My Best Clothes then.
Mostly Burberry.
Not sure why I am attracted to Their clothing line.
Or Cartier jewelry.
Just a BRAT I guess.
So, We play Games, I get to cook Meals, Dance very close, and everything else, I can think of.
And that’s about it.
At the very least I have some very Sweet Companionship.
So,
“Later Gators”
All of My Love,
Amélie
Actually, I am going to be living here till Mid-Summer or so.
I will tell all of You what I am up to.
No new pictures uploaded Yet.
But I put one up Today in My Dating photos, (At Grand Tetons National Park).
With the Bis Ass Sticker in the Window in back.
And the Unzipped Shorts with My Pubes showing !!.
I will add some previous photos, anyways to this Post.
Liam has left and I am here all by Myself, till Summer.
I looked around Jackson Hole proper, and it really is not the sort of town that I like.
It is pretty much an Upscale Yuppie, Tourist town.
A lot of Skiers at this time of Year.
And People that come to look at the Grand Teton Mountains National Park.
I have gone to the Grocery Store and to the McDonalds to get some Coffee and a few other places.
McDonalds has some really, good Coffee, the regular Coffee there, is better than Starbucks in My opinion.
Surprisingly so.
So, I decided to get out of the town to find some little towns where the Locals live.
I went at Nighttime to search for Bars, where I had a Plan in mind.
Finally found one that was Hopping.
So, I went in to get the Party started.
Now a lot of You know that I am pretty much a Wall Flower.
But when I put My mind to it, I have Balls, (or in My case, Eggs).
I was dressed like this.
Not like above, Silly Wabbits.
I had on My Parka, My Vasque hiking boots, and a Mini skirt on underneath.
I went inside with My bag of tricks.
Went up to the Bar and got a Vodka and Beer and told the Bartender to please get everyone’s attention.
He yelled out.
“All of You pay attention, the Gal wants to say something.”
Gal, HaHaHa...........
Took a swig of Vodka, then some Beer.
“Hello All, I’m Amelie”
Guaranteed that I threw everyone off with My Dutch sounding accent.
“It’s time for all of Us to have some Fun and get Stupid Silly.”
“First off ,From now on, Drinks, Food and whatever else, is on Me, until the Bar closes.”
I turned around and plopped My credit card on to the bar top.
Bear in Mind that My credit card is one of those unlimited cards.
A Chase Sapphire Reserve card to be exact.
"Hod on to it until everything is ****"
And I continued.
“First off to get it started, I have this little Karaoke machine and it’s a great way to get Silly and have some Laughs.”
“And after that, I want one of You to put some slow dance music, on the Juke box over there and I will pick out some dance partners.”
“We can have some fun dancing the night away.”
“Sound like a Plan?”
Applause and whooping and a few Yee-Haws
It is a Cowboy Country after all.
So,
“I will go first but let Me change My shoes.”
Threw My Parka on the Bar, showing off My short Mini skirt and Tight top.
Grabbed My 8” black Platform heels and slowly put them on.
And fired up the karaoke machine.
I had pre-loaded some Country songs, older rock, like Elvis and some newer songs on it.
I started off singing Patsy Cline’s, “Crazy.”
I can sing pretty well, so no problem.
“Alright who is next ?.”
Most people are pretty Shy to do Karaoke, so I called out.
“Hey, You big boy, Come on down.”
That’s a line from the game show, "The Price is Right."
It's used to call an Audience Member to come on down and play the game.
So, with the Karaoke, lots of applause and laughter, especially when someone singing is completely tone deaf.
Great Icebreaker.
With that over.
“Someone start the Jukebox for some Dancing”
I picked out multiple dance partners and the last one turned out to be the best.
An older Man, with a Cowboy hat on, who was very good looking.
Later on, I went over to His table and said to Him.
“Let’s find an empty table and talk.”
He said forget that ,and told His buddies to get lost.
Perfect !!
Sat and talked for a while and found out I had picked the best Man there.
He was one of the largest Ranchers in the area.
Told Him every thing about Me.
Ex-Porn Star, C*ll G*rl and so on.
Later on, I pulled My best Seduction routine on Him and finally got to the point of saying.
"Let’s go to My home for even more Fun."
“Absolutely, Hun”
He was Divorced, which was even better.
Went Outside and I said.
"Let’s use My car."
“Okay”
Pretty much dropped His jaw, when He saw My Escalade.
Probably thought it was a cheap Toyota, I was driving.
Drove for 25 miles or so, back home.
Got to My house, and I am sure His jaw dropped again.
“This is Your Home”
“Yep, 100% mine”
Went inside, showed Him around, and said.
“How about some Champagne.”
“Sure Honey”
Typical Cowboy phrase.
Like You would respond to a Waitress.
Drank about the whole bottle of Champagne and talked some more.
Then as expected, You know that about Me, I grabbed His hand and off to My bedroom,
Gave Him some of My best Shit.
Blew His mind I am for sure.
Since then, I have been seeing Him every single day.
Here or on His Ranch.
I know how to ride Horses and I get to see and do all sorts of Ranch stuff.
Somethings I may have never done before, which I love to do.
Nothing better than doing and learning some new Shit.
He drives a Big Ass Dodge Ram Dually that is lifted and has the Cow Catcher, up front, and a ton of other Shit.
I guess My Escalade makes Me look Hoity Toity.
But I am His main Squeeze, so Nobody around Him would ever dare say anything about Me.
I probably will buy a little Jeep Gladiator to fit in better with the Ranchers and Locals, etc.
Can't wait for Better weather to Scare the Shit out of Him in My New Corvette.
Insanely fast I drive.
And to make it even more fun for Him and I.
I always dress like “Mountain Trash" for Him around the Ranch.
The name that is used in the area, with the same connotation as “Trailer Trash.”
Except when it is a Party or a Restaurant.
My Best Clothes then.
Mostly Burberry.
Not sure why I am attracted to Their clothing line.
Or Cartier jewelry.
Just a BRAT I guess.
So, We play Games, I get to cook Meals, Dance very close, and everything else, I can think of.
And that’s about it.
At the very least I have some very Sweet Companionship.
So,
“Later Gators”
All of My Love,
Amélie
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