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DEAR special lady

aka 'SLAPPY', gash happy, CHUBBY spam-twat and now 'slaGGY-SLAG' how much do you love it when my COCK is truncheon SLAPPING YOUR FACE....even though you want my cock twice a day when you were lonely......you should know better, you are my EXTENDED FAMILY after all!. you embarrassed me in front of MY WIFE when your wear braless pajamas to show off your gorgeous swollen very fat nipples...!

I know you are LONELY AND COCK-STARVED, and you need my cum for your ovaries... I DON'T CARE IF YOUR BIBLE=BASHER NEIGHBORS COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR 2AM 'DIY' ....I BE EMBARRASSED TOO EXPLAINING THAT THE SOUND IS ACTUALLY A 32 YEAR OLD MAN ALLOWING HIS BIG BALLS TO DRUM AGAINST YOUR ANUS HOLE...you do make me hard..............and having me on hand to use my 9INCH COCK helps ease your separation pain from your DEARLY DEPARTED........

when you wear your low-cut tops and sneakily get your nips hard, you know ill be there, sat opposite admiring your bulging pink burger-mound at 62, You're too old to act this way. As soon as my wife goes back to work, I'm going to start calling round, fix your cupboard door, suck your super fat nipples and fuck-deeply every hole you've got until you're red-raw...after 5 kids, you've got a lovely tight vulva and i love 'balls-deeping' you, (especially your gorgeous DROPPED fanny hole)

I will visit you when I'm on call in the area and fill your starving pussy with cum and keep your clit sucked-sore...just like the old days xxx

you drums up increasingly ever desperate silly excuses for me to 'handyman'. you name it....leaky taps, kitchen cupboards, can't tune her satellite TV. I pretend {to my wife} to find HER MOTHER annoying, in reality I'm sucking her pale LOW-HANGING tits as soon as her front door is locked......she can't get enough of my fat 9 inch....I can't get enough of her 5 child-bearing FAT TITS xxxxxx

i love it when you showoff your CAMELTOE gash, just STOP when my WIFE is around.

THE FIRST TIME WAS IDEAL.......seeing you really drunk on the sofa that morning 2004 lying down, with your JEANS 'FALLING-OFF YOUR HIPS' to the point were i had full view of your WHALE-TAIL THONG RIDING RIGHT UP YOUR FAT ASS. I painted my cum on your EXPOSED ASS, but you deserved it for showing your 'bum-hole' off!

YOUR FACE WAS BEAMING HAPPINESS...waking up with MY dried CUM-STRING crust across your fat arse cheeks. I'll never forget the big smile on your face at the breakfast table xxxx