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Hey, hello greetings and welcome to My Fantasy Island fellow pervs! I know everyone is busy with one hand down their pants or in someone else’s and the other in a bag of Cheetos but PLEASE do not forget to wipe your hands before trading tasks, things could get out of hand quickly and before you know it, you’ve licked the wrong thing and ate the other. Hehehe Now firstly I’d like to apologize to those of you who’ve been here before looking around at my page hoping to see if I’ve posted any vids or loaded my galleries with pics of my naughty bits or said bits in action or if you previously had tried in vain to figure out who this wrestleboy guy is without any real content or bio....well, what’s a boy to do when he logs on...uhem well, at least once daily and both his big and small head are inundated with new and exciting eye stimuli that in turn causes a physical reaction that must be addressed ASAP because it can arise at any moment with or without warning, barring the hours of first light each and every day of the year, regardless of the moon’s cycle nor ocean tidewaters....as a matter of fact...not even a mother with the purest altruistic intentions of making sure her education loving yet never enough sleep, slap the snooze button 25 times every single morning of his teenage years son was completely out of the bed and standing, by knocking just once then poke her head into the room, from time to time interrupted post sleep hazed out teenage male’s auto rejuvenation ritual without ever disrupting the “rise to the occasion my boy” cycle...although on 2 or 3 occasions while attempting the tuck roll and hide, mom is coming in maneuver during which I was absolutely certain I’d broken my favorite plaything...obviously dad at some point reassured me with his words of wisdom “it’s stiff but bends without breaking or falling off but don’t stick it where it doesn’t belong without protection and once you split the black reed you’ll never go back” that last bit of knowledge was at my 12 years of age somewhat disturbing albeit highly comical because my mother is in fact Anglo Saxon but my father did serve several years overseas enjoying quite the infamous adventurous time while stationed there as a certain General’s chauffeur or attaché and of course I should add that he’s always been very handsome, even now in his mid 80’s he’s a charmer and he’s told me the soldier still salutes mom every morning the only difference now being that he can’t stand at attention for as long as he used too but after a little nap he’s ready for a second round. Lol So if the case be my soldier did prepare for battle (sword fight or water cannons you pervs) but then was just left to suffer without any means of relieving all that...uhm adrenaline, I can’t even fathom the tragedy or consequences of not man handling myself whenever and wherever possible...ah....Er....wait..NO...I mean whenever absolutely imperative to my health and proper sowing of my oats that is. Haha So I’ve made some rules and set some new boundaries for myself as they pertain to what will soon become my somewhat self indulgent yet self effacing electronic history of my existence here in the land of naughty thoughts or my billboard shrine to infamy, if I’m willing to share my fantasies secrets stories and what the hell, my body for your reading viewing and sharing entertainment pleasures....ahem... well for some of you anywho, for those of you whom aren’t likeminded, not sure yet and need time figuring things out or you simply don’t see anything you like on your stop or at my invite or request, then I kindly say to you Thanks for visiting and y’all come back now, ya hear! Well didn’t I get sidetracked there a bit or what was I doing again?!? Lol I’m currently working simultaneously on fleshing out my FAVORITE VIDS, which is quite exhausting to tell you the truth, searching sometimes for hours using relatively obscure key words and phrases and then previewing each for quality assurance and management approval when I’m finished posting them...I’m truly BEAT! Pun intended just In case you’ve made it thus far and haven’t read between my lines of thinly veiled sarcasm, because a smile is a terrible thing to waste. As for my bio:...well you’re eyeballs are sinking like quicksand in it as it stands BUT since I’m afflicted with my parents perfectionist ways in varying degrees, I’m handling the writing and rewriting herein much like my dissertation and that my friends may never see the light of day. So when revisiting my page to see what’s new and exciting and if you have an extra couple of minutes when your eyes aren’t glued to porn or my pics or vids, please give this flat black and white electronic self descriptor of moi another gander...I may surprise you.

WHILE YOU ARE HERE •••••••••••••• PLEASE READ
I AM LOOKING FOR ••••••• a couple or single someone (sex, gender identity, melanin levels nor race) have any bearing on compatibility in my eyes and here are things that I would be taking into consideration and/or show my willingness of adaptability with (Geographic differences, economic and sociological station, education background, physical and mental health and age) must have similar idealism’s/proclivities of being in a polyamorist triad/monogamous throuple. My apologies for lacking assurance on exactly how to word it but I’m ever optimistic y’all understand what I’m getting at but if not, please feel free to ask me VIA DM or I may have it all reasonably sorted out in the next day or two AND I DO realize my verbiage above may seem slightly rigid and/or almost clinical because I’ve homogenized the appearance so it reads as it is, much like a want add or similar in hopes of making myself and what I’m looking for stand out as clearly and concisely as possible for anyone who may be interested or just curious, with the idea in mind of those who might truly know or want to know more on a personal level about anything I’ve mentioned in regards to my dating or just meeting likeminded 👫👭👬 and fostering friendships that may help or encourage anyone looking for these types of relationships. I actually feel a little more confident than most looking for a commitment between 3 or more because I’m Pansexual and although that won’t guarantee me anything, nor should it regardless but the elimination of any sexual or gender identity wants or needs on my part means I could end up 1/3 with any combination of persons making up the other 2/3 of a relationship. Although we as an understanding ever evolving compassionate humankind as a whole are making incredible progress in understanding all mammals sexuality across the board, it’s never a walk in the park dating as a minority no matter where you believe you can place yourself in this centuries old imposed hierarchy. With that now being said, I’ve never looked up or down upon any potential romantic interests in my life and I’m definitely not someone who’s ever allowed themselves to be relegated by another’s opinions or labels. So ladies, gents, pimps, prostitutes, boys, girls, bois, gurls, etc.... Please be safe for yourself and/or your friends and loved ones this season and if you’re so inclined, please share a smile with someone whenever possible....yours could be their rainbow after the storm.
Thank you for allowing me the opportunity to momentarily annoy or entertain the shit out of you. It’s truly been ALL my pleasure 😇 as usual, you PERVS!
Matthew