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Please let me know if you read Thai.

My new show - Are You Dumber Than a Pornstar? - airs next month.

Never judge a person until you've walked a mile in their panties.

Asian chix are noisy bcz someone is usually trying to fuck the shit out of them.

"That November, he baptized Arias into the Mormon faith, a ceremony Arias said was followed by anal sex." Jezz, I thought they just lowered you in water.

When you swing the heavy wood, it changes you. I'm considered by some to be a thorny prick with huge balls. But am I the only one, for instance, who thinks that Bing should be renamed Bung? Haven't heard back from the Soft-ons about that.

When I get a four hour erection, my doctor is the last person I call.

Not a big fan of the "Girls with Boners" category.