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Many consider this the best site on Hamster. And you know they are correct.
Only the sexiest, funnest quality sexual content on the web is on display here. So welcome - take your time and enjoy yourself.

There is much to see.

BTW: If you can't take a joke - this is no place your your sorry ass.

NOTE:
I DO NOT Collect Friends and rarely accept invitations from those that do.

First:
Let me say thanks to my fellow Hamster members who have posted hundreds of fine video.


Second:
If you have a Dick as an avatar and ask me for friendship -- here is my response "You sick twisted fuck, shove that little sorry dick up your ass. Now eat shit and die"

And then I'm going to block your sorry ass.

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My Video & Favorites Collection reflects my three main turn on's.

(1) A good Hand Job,

(2) A good Blow Job

(3) Listening too & watching a woman's face as she experiences orgasm.



Mix in the occasional S&M bondage beating (complete with welts, screams of pain and degradation ) and the everyday household vegetable shoved up a crack now and then and I'm a happy man.

When you come to think about it, I'm not much different than the average Baptist Minister in the state of Mississippi.



As for me ... I have only one rule.

I will post no Vids where the guy has to touch his dick to cum. We see this in porn all the time ... the girl does a great job of sucking dick and the guy can't cum.

As a final insult we are subjected endless minutes of Mr. Machismo jerking himself off in a desperate attempt to climax. What the fuck is that all about?

Look: If I want to watch guys jerk off I would select GAY PORN.

Another thing: You will not see much anal in my Vids or Favorites. (The exception is one called "Painful Anal Compilation")

I've see far to many ass holes in my short life as it is ... I don't need them in my porn.

PS: I have a large "Favorites collection". Be sure to check it out.



Read My Lips



Your daughter is cute - I'll bring her home when I'm finished.



The thread count on my sheets is high enough for your wife’s teeth.



Your sister has grown into one fine woman.





What about Sydney University ?

The disclaimer you see on many xhamster profiles was a social experiment started in Adult Match Maker in the early 2000's. The purpose was to see how many people were gullible enough to copy the disclaimer to their own profiles. And like many Internet Virus or scams, it quickly spread to Adult Friend Finder and then to many other adult sites.

Fact: Sydney University has no interest in your sex life, profiles or photos. Doesn't harvest them and has not desire to look. There is no research being done.

However, to prove social manipulation, google searches are done to consolidate the number of people who paste the disclaimer on their profile. Many profiles are indexed by search sites. Get rid of the disclaimer, it's only making your profiles EASY to find via google.

For the last 15 years, its' been easy to map the propagation and stupidity of people to add things to their profile that they never queried and simply put on because some else did.

Think about this - if your sexual habits where "outed" by Sydney University, would you actually then go through all the public exposure and resultant publicity etc., to protect your "privacy"?

Now here is what you do, Remove your dick from your girlfriend or boyfriends ass, wipe it off, take a shower, put on some clean cloths, go out into the world and make something of yourself.

One Last Thing



Have a nice day