The reasons why Alpha men need faggots.
Most of the reasons below are based on a single fact about the soul of a faggot. We will do (almost) everything for cock and cum, especially for Alpha cock and cum.
We cannot get pregnant. We are inherently sterile, so no matter how much of Your sperm You pump into us, there is no risk of pregnancy. You can fuck us without a condom to your heart's content, you don't have to be afraid that one day we will surprise you with the news that we are pregnant and demand your support. And because we can't get pregnant, we approach sex without thinking about the risk... We don't care about your marriage. Seriously, we're here for cock and cum. If we can't get it from you, we'll get it from another Alpha.
We have better things to do than interfere with your marriage and demand restitution if you decide to leave. The "sea" is full of Alpha males; unless your member is extraordinarily beautiful and does not provide physical satisfaction that cannot replace anyone, unless it is the dazzling archetype of all members, your marriage is safe from us. And even then, you still have to weigh your Alpha member against the hardships of ruining your marriage.
We do not need compliments, flowers and gifts. Just give us your dick already!!! Feedback is important, of course, but only in terms of your satisfaction, not ours. We're not in this for the orgasm. Don't get me wrong, orgasm is always welcome, and any Alpha that allows us to achieve it hands-free, from rubbing against our prostate, is a magician, but your pleasure is our priority. Your pleasure is our orgasm.
We don't seek attention from it. Of course, it's nice if You give our body a little attention, and it's probably good for You too, because it's more uplifting, makes us feel even more indebted to You, but in the end we are more like dogs. Feed us "meat", do not beat us - we will remain faithful and obedient. We'll suck you as long as you're watching TV, reading a book, fiddling with your phone, working at your desk - with your "meat" in your mouth, we don't care what you do.
We deepthroat. The ability to deepthroat is one of the ancient advantages of faggots. I can't swallow. So not a faggot! We learn early on to meet each member as a challenge, as an invitation to become better faggots; consequently, we have a hard time with the biggest members, who are still trying our best to serve. If you want to see a fagot in heaven, let him milk your dick with his mouth and throat.
We swallow. Do I need to say anything else.
We do our best to accommodate every member. There is no cock so big that we won't at least try to shove it inside. And we try very hard! We consider it our sacred duty to adapt to each member, and therefore we feel like pathetic faggots when we cannot do this. In addition, if you want to share us with your friends, we have up to two holes available in any situation; how these holes will be used is, of course, your prerogative as an Alpha.
We'll clean your dick when you're done. This is another advantage for true faggots, and it serves a double purpose. By requiring us fagots to clean the cocks that fuck us, we incentivize ourselves to thoroughly clean ourselves. No Alpha I know loves shit on his dick, no faggot I know loves the taste of shit; by making fag conditions that fagots clean Alpha's cock when they're done, a feedback loop is created that ensures fagots keep their holes clean and their bodies punish themselves when they don't.
We cannot get pregnant. We are inherently sterile, so no matter how much of Your sperm You pump into us, there is no risk of pregnancy. You can fuck us without a condom to your heart's content, you don't have to be afraid that one day we will surprise you with the news that we are pregnant and demand your support. And because we can't get pregnant, we approach sex without thinking about the risk... We don't care about your marriage. Seriously, we're here for cock and cum. If we can't get it from you, we'll get it from another Alpha.
We have better things to do than interfere with your marriage and demand restitution if you decide to leave. The "sea" is full of Alpha males; unless your member is extraordinarily beautiful and does not provide physical satisfaction that cannot replace anyone, unless it is the dazzling archetype of all members, your marriage is safe from us. And even then, you still have to weigh your Alpha member against the hardships of ruining your marriage.
We do not need compliments, flowers and gifts. Just give us your dick already!!! Feedback is important, of course, but only in terms of your satisfaction, not ours. We're not in this for the orgasm. Don't get me wrong, orgasm is always welcome, and any Alpha that allows us to achieve it hands-free, from rubbing against our prostate, is a magician, but your pleasure is our priority. Your pleasure is our orgasm.
We don't seek attention from it. Of course, it's nice if You give our body a little attention, and it's probably good for You too, because it's more uplifting, makes us feel even more indebted to You, but in the end we are more like dogs. Feed us "meat", do not beat us - we will remain faithful and obedient. We'll suck you as long as you're watching TV, reading a book, fiddling with your phone, working at your desk - with your "meat" in your mouth, we don't care what you do.
We deepthroat. The ability to deepthroat is one of the ancient advantages of faggots. I can't swallow. So not a faggot! We learn early on to meet each member as a challenge, as an invitation to become better faggots; consequently, we have a hard time with the biggest members, who are still trying our best to serve. If you want to see a fagot in heaven, let him milk your dick with his mouth and throat.
We swallow. Do I need to say anything else.
We do our best to accommodate every member. There is no cock so big that we won't at least try to shove it inside. And we try very hard! We consider it our sacred duty to adapt to each member, and therefore we feel like pathetic faggots when we cannot do this. In addition, if you want to share us with your friends, we have up to two holes available in any situation; how these holes will be used is, of course, your prerogative as an Alpha.
We'll clean your dick when you're done. This is another advantage for true faggots, and it serves a double purpose. By requiring us fagots to clean the cocks that fuck us, we incentivize ourselves to thoroughly clean ourselves. No Alpha I know loves shit on his dick, no faggot I know loves the taste of shit; by making fag conditions that fagots clean Alpha's cock when they're done, a feedback loop is created that ensures fagots keep their holes clean and their bodies punish themselves when they don't.
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