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Loving Life
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Personal information
I am:
Kevin, male, heterosexual
From:
Springfield, United States
Seeking:
Female, heterosexual
Website:
About me
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Invitations without substantiation will be REJECTED!.
I DO NOT Collect Friends and rarely accept invitations from those that do.
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WOMEN friends are given priority and should have an avatar.
MEN - your avatar must NOT BE YOUR PENIS. All comments with such will be deleted as I am not into sausage festivals.
ALL - your avatar must NOT BE A PENIS.
FRIENDSHIPS - A request without substantiation will be ignored.
- If your profile is not visible to users, you can kiss a friendship request goodbye! Why would I want to become your friend without being able to read/see your profile first?!?
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Waking up in the morning is the second Hardest Thing!
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
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I AM A MAN!!
I repeat I AM A MAN.....
That loves a fresh, juicy, clean peach! (Some fuzz preferred)
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I like my Women like I like my Laptop....
On my lap, Turned On and Virus Free!
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SEE ABOVE
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I had a who's better in bed contest....someone had to be the sore loser.
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Thank You Craft Beer Breweries.......
For Making My Drinking Problem Seem Like a Neat Hobby!
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You are an alcoholic if you drink every day.
Thank God I drink every night!
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Life is all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
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Long live the memory of Frank Z. - Peaches in Regalia!
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My second favorite appendage is my trigger finger!
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Urination is NOT a female orgasm!!
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THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY FAKE BOY THINGS OUT THERE PRETENDING TO BE WHAT THEY ARE NOT!
WAY TOO MANY POLITICAL BULL SHI# COMMENTS AND LENGTHY COMMENTS THAT TAKE UP AN ENTIRE PAGE! GET A FU@KIN& LIFE ALREADY!
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Invitations without substantiation will be REJECTED!.
I DO NOT Collect Friends and rarely accept invitations from those that do.
_________________________________________________________
WOMEN friends are given priority and should have an avatar.
MEN - your avatar must NOT BE YOUR PENIS. All comments with such will be deleted as I am not into sausage festivals.
ALL - your avatar must NOT BE A PENIS.
FRIENDSHIPS - A request without substantiation will be ignored.
- If your profile is not visible to users, you can kiss a friendship request goodbye! Why would I want to become your friend without being able to read/see your profile first?!?
_________________________________________________________
Waking up in the morning is the second Hardest Thing!
Morning sex. Proven to be more effective than coffee.
_________________________________________________________
I AM A MAN!!
I repeat I AM A MAN.....
That loves a fresh, juicy, clean peach! (Some fuzz preferred)
____________________________________________________
I like my Women like I like my Laptop....
On my lap, Turned On and Virus Free!
________________________________________________________
SEE ABOVE
________________________________________________________
I had a who's better in bed contest....someone had to be the sore loser.
_________________________________________________________
Thank You Craft Beer Breweries.......
For Making My Drinking Problem Seem Like a Neat Hobby!
_________________________________________________________
You are an alcoholic if you drink every day.
Thank God I drink every night!
_________________________________________________________
Life is all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
_________________________________________________________
Long live the memory of Frank Z. - Peaches in Regalia!
_________________________________________________________
My second favorite appendage is my trigger finger!
_________________________________________________________
Urination is NOT a female orgasm!!
_________________________________________________________
THERE ARE WAY TOO MANY FAKE BOY THINGS OUT THERE PRETENDING TO BE WHAT THEY ARE NOT!
WAY TOO MANY POLITICAL BULL SHI# COMMENTS AND LENGTHY COMMENTS THAT TAKE UP AN ENTIRE PAGE! GET A FU@KIN& LIFE ALREADY!
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Life is increasingly restricted even here in the portal is restricted! But even now the candles shine everywhere. Therefore, we wish you that their warmth and security will accompany you throughout the next year. Have a Merry Christmas! And stay healthy!
La vie est de plus en plus limitée, même sur ce portail ! Mais même maintenant, les bougies brillent partout. Nous te souhaitons donc que leur chaleur et leur sécurité t'accompagnent tout au long de l'année prochaine. Passe un joyeux Noël ! Et reste en bonne santé !
Das Wetter nicht, die Sonne nicht, der Winter nicht, der Frühling nicht,
Liebe nicht, die Familie nicht, die Freunde nicht,
Vertrauen nicht, Gespräche nicht,
Lesen, telefonieren, Musik hören und Briefe schreiben nicht,
Freundlichkeit, Hilfsbereitschaft , Gemeinschaftssinn und Solidarität nicht
und Hoffnung schon gar nicht!
Es kann nur besser werden
Coronafrei,Gesundheit, Glück und Frohsinn
wünschen wir allen die es lesen.
Even if Corona is still annoying us, we won't let it spoil Easter. Have a nice Easter and enjoy the time because not everything is forbidden and cancelled.
Not the weather, not the sun, not winter, not spring,
Love isn't, family isn't, friends aren't,
not trust, not conversation,
Not reading, not phoning, not listening to music, not writing letters,
kindness, helpfulness, community spirit and solidarity...
and certainly not hope!
It can only get better
Corona-free, health, happiness and cheerfulness
we wish all who read it.
Nicht alles ist abgesagt!
Das Wetter nicht,
Die Sonne nicht,
der Winter nicht,
der Frühling nicht,
Liebe nicht,
die Familie nicht,
die Freunde nicht,
Vertrauen nicht,
Gespräche nicht,
Lesen, telefonieren, Musik hören und Briefe schreiben nicht,
Freundlichkeit, Hilfsbereitschaft , Gemeinschaftssinn und Solidarität nicht
und Hoffnung schon gar nicht!
Und manchmal ist ein hinreichender Abstand der Schritt nach vorne!
Schauen wir nach vorne aber auch optimistisch mit Abstand und mit den allgemeinen AHA Regeln vereinigt (Abstand halten, Hygiene beachten und Alltagsmaske -Mund-Nasen-Bedeckung tragen).
Wir schaffen das zusammen!
Es kann nur besser werden wenn alle etwas dazu beitragen. Mach auch du mit!
Gesundheit, Glück und Frohsinn und daß all Eure Wünsche für das neue Jahr in Erfüllung gehen mögen, wünschen wir allen die das lesen.
And even though so many things cannot take place or are cancelled in these difficult times, there are things that should encourage each of us to face all these restrictions in our lives and to see what is possible on any given day:
Not everything is cancelled!
Not the weather,
The sun is not,
not winter,
not spring,
Love not,
not family,
not friends,
trust doesn't,
not conversations,
reading, telephoning, listening to music and writing letters,
kindness, helpfulness, community spirit and solidarity...
and certainly not hope!
And sometimes a sufficient distance is the step forward!
Let's look ahead optimistically, but also with distance and with the general AHA rules (keep your distance, observe hygiene and wear a mask to cover your mouth and nose).
We can do it together!
It can only get better if everyone contributes. You too can join in!
Health, happiness and cheerfulness and that all your wishes for the new year may come true, we wish everyone who reads this.
Hope you're staying safe!
weil niemand hier nach draußen will.
Das freut den kleinen Osterhas’!
Behutsam schnuppert schon die Nas’,
ob alles wirklich friedlich ist.
Was ist denn das für eine List?
Von nah, von fern, kein Mensch zu sehen!
Das kann der Hase nicht verstehen.
Egal, er nutzt die Gunst der Stunde
und geht schnell seine Osterrunde.
Ein Ei für dich, dann ins Versteck!
Schon ist der Hase wieder weg.
Die Menschen aber im Gebäude,
die sahen es und hatten Freude.
Ein frohes, geruhsames Osterfest, das hoffentlich blauen Himmel und milde Frühlingssonne bringen wird, wünschen wir Euch von ganzem Herzen ... und bleibt gesund