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Personlig information
Jag är:
Elvis, man, heterosexuella
Från:
Memphis, Jorden
Söker:
Kvinna, heterosexuella
Språk:
Engelska
Utbildning:
Gymnasieexamen
Yrke:
The King
Inkomst:
Mångmiljonär
Förhållande:
Öppna
Barn:
Ja, vi bor inte tillsammans
Religion:
Protestant
Röka:
Aldrig
Dricka:
Aldrig
Stjärntecken:
Fiskarna
Så ser jag ut
Etnicitet:
Vit
Kroppstyp:
Satt
Hårlängd:
Medium
Hårfärg:
Svart
Ögonfärg:
Blå
Längd:
183 cm (6 fot, 0 tum)
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Elvis_The_King
till KarlBourdain : Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton
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KarlBourdain
WEEG IZ BACK
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𝒲𝐸 𝒜𝑅𝐸 𝐿𝐸𝒢𝐼𝒪𝒩
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Philli-Green420
Do you eat Polk Salad ? Or Smoke it ?
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SnakegirI
zexy ficken beast
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Elvis_The_King
Well, since my PHOTO GALLERIES left me
Well, I found a new place to dwell
Well, it's down at the end of Lonely Street
At XHAMSTER Hotel
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thelastofthefinest80
HAIL! HAIL! TO THE KING! Thanks for accepting my request. 
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fuck
Rip
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Al_Swearengen
No, he is actually gone.
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Elvis_The_King
AND NOW THE END IS NEAR
AND SO WE FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN
MY FRIEND, I'LL SAY IT CLEAR
THE END OF THIS SITE, FOR WHICH I'M CERTAIN
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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
till Elvis_The_King : I was raised on Ozzy myself - but there are one or two E.P songs in my iPod
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Elvis_The_King
till -Snap-Crotch-Beaver- : I am the Spirit of every Elvis. Even the Elvis from another Universe. 
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-Snap-Crotch-Beaver-
Your profile is too funny! ==> which Elvis era are you from? The Lenard Nemoy pic is priceless!
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Thanks for the invite.
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ms_rogue
Thanks for telling me about all the Blog Posts explaining what is going on with the current disabled state of the site.
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till Elvis_The_King : I see the trolls are attacking you now for when you helped protect me from some online bullies. I am sorry about that. 
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kavlad13
Thanks for the invite.
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Sho nuff pudding. You can do me any time.
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Elvis_The_King
till Darius-is-Back : It really sucks what is happening to this site.
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Yeah I noticed, they deleted more of my stuff again. Nothing shocking there. They keep removing all of the Popular Galleries and Videos that are not Advertisers Content. 
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Elvis_The_King
till BethanyGladstone : no problem. remember it is all about your fun private time on here, so ignore or report the bullies and then block them.
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thank you for telling me how to report the troll from Greece that kept attacking me and stalking me. looks like they finally deleted him.
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LOL....added!
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Your added a huh a huh 
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-Fucking-Slut-
Oh the things I would do to you
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RickyStrummer
Thank ya, man!  Uh-uh-huh!  :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
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RickyStrummer
Every day for supper time, she'd go down by the truck patch.  And pick a whole mess a' polk salad and carry it home in a tot sack....   :wink:
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Couple_of_Lust
Hail to the King! :kissing_heart::kissing_heart:
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Elvis_The_King
Down in Louisiana, 
Where the Alligators grow so mean
Lived a girl, that I swear to the world
Made the alligators look tame

Polk salad Annie, Gators got your Granny
Everybody said it was a shame
Cuz her momma was a workin' on the chain gang

(A mean, vicious woman)
(A wretched, spiteful, straight-razor totin' woman)
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HICKORY DICKORY DOCK
SHUTUP AND SUCK MY COCK
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