2017 Gooning Totals
The numbers are in, they've been painstakingly counted and the results have been compiled.
A whore had to take at least three of my loads during the year to make the list.
And now, without any further ado, let's go to the scoreboard my dear fellow addicts!
In 9th place, with THREE loads apiece, is a NINE-WAY tie:
CHESSIE KAY
SAYA SONG
DOLLIE DARKKO
BRIANNA BENTLEY
A whore had to take at least three of my loads during the year to make the list.
And now, without any further ado, let's go to the scoreboard my dear fellow addicts!
In 9th place, with THREE loads apiece, is a NINE-WAY tie:
CHESSIE KAY
SAYA SONG
DOLLIE DARKKO
BRIANNA BENTLEY
6 years ago
I rarely call them whores in public - and if I do, I mean it as the highest compliment - but they really are Goddesses who control my life and for that I worship them with my loads.
But I can think of no more worthy winner: you know I’m a fellow Jasmine devotee. ‘No Holes Barred’ will go down as a porn classic. Truly ball-draining. I’ll be amazed if she doesn’t top my list when I get round to the totals too (I think only Adriana could beat her?).
As for the rest, what a great year, bro. We have many porn whore faves in common - but a couple on your list I definitely need to watch more of (Skin and Brandy). And delighted to see Gina make an appearance. Still hot after all these years!!
It was The Year of Jasmine.