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Personal information
I am:
Joe, male, heterosexual
From:
St.Paul, Earth
Seeking:
Female, bisexual
Interests
and fetishes:
Languages:
English
Webcam:
Yes
What I look like
Ethnicity:
White
Body type:
Stocky
Hair length:
Very short
Hair color:
Other
Eye color:
Blue
Height:
173 cm (5 ft 8 in)
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About me

I am not here as a friend collector. Only real people need apply that aren't obese and hairy cavewomen. No lazy girls please. I love women...beautiful inside and out. However, if you are like 250# plus, look like you have been outside during a hail storm, please go elsewhere.
Bushes are for landscaping. Stripes are for flags. Patches are for pants. Thanks
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Ih8breastimplantz
Ih8breastimplantz Host 1 month ago
to btsinger : Yes... Unless you've been in a car accident, birth defect, cancer, NEVER a good idea.....
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btsinger 1 month ago
Totally agree with your username. Naturals, of any size, are the way to go. Cheers!
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TiFiLo
TiFiLo 1 year ago
cute 😇 avatar 🥰
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strain123
strain123 1 year ago
"Bushes are for landscaping. Stripes are for flags. Patches are for pants" -- this is hysterical! :smile:
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