EXPOSED: The Real Man's Guide to xHamster!
Imagine what it would be like to have a woman that invites you over, to steal a fuck before her husband returns home from his hard day of work...
...Imagine having to turn down one woman's date request, because you already lined up a slut that wants to suck your dick until you cum three times inside of her so she can feel satisfied...
...Imagine every time that you look in the gallery of your phone, you see all the hot pics and videos you got from all the freaky women that you fucked...and those who want your cum somewhere on their body.
Sounds like a stretch?
Well it happened to me after I did one thing here on xHamster, and I am willing to share it here with you today.
Now you can also do what I did, and so much more once you follow this formula.
Do yourself a favor and calm the fuck down.
With the ratio of men-to-women probably already sitting at 100:1 or more, why does it seem like so many of you are hell-bent on driving the remaining women off of this site?
(gay men not included, of course. This isn't directed at you guys.)
It seems like every week, someone on my friend list has decided to close her account, and if I'm able to catch her before she does so and ask her why, 99% of the time they give the same reason: disrespectful men.
And lets not forget about the tons of women who don't even last a few hours before being scared off.
Guys, I understand that you may feel as if you're being ignored because she wont respond to your messages or comments, or she wont add you as a friend.
I understand that some of the women here are fake, or love the massive amounts of attention that they get, or they may even be genuinely shitty people.
Look, I get it... I really do.
However, there's really no excuse to send someone a message a minute, then turn around and insult/demean her when she doesn't answer right away.
It is very possible that she has hundreds of messages to deal with, or literally over a thousand friend invites (seen it myself.)
With so many men vying for the attention of so few women, you're going to fall by the wayside sometimes.
That's really just how it is.
Throwing a tantrum like a brat and calling someone a miserable bitch...
...while it may make you feel better for a fraction of a second, in reality it's doing nothing but ensuring that more and more women leave the site.
Odds are, you're misdirecting your anger and causing interesting and intelligent people to leave.
It is ridiculously counter-productive, and completely flies in the face of simple logic (isn't that something that so many men pride themselves on? Being logical?)
So, in short, if you've sent three messages or so, and she doesn't answer within a few hours, just calm down, back off for a day or so, and try again later.
If she still doesn't talk to you, just get over it and go talk to someone else.
Oh, and stop hounding the lesbians. Seriously, cut that shit out.
...Imagine having to turn down one woman's date request, because you already lined up a slut that wants to suck your dick until you cum three times inside of her so she can feel satisfied...
...Imagine every time that you look in the gallery of your phone, you see all the hot pics and videos you got from all the freaky women that you fucked...and those who want your cum somewhere on their body.
Sounds like a stretch?
Well it happened to me after I did one thing here on xHamster, and I am willing to share it here with you today.
Now you can also do what I did, and so much more once you follow this formula.
Do yourself a favor and calm the fuck down.
With the ratio of men-to-women probably already sitting at 100:1 or more, why does it seem like so many of you are hell-bent on driving the remaining women off of this site?
(gay men not included, of course. This isn't directed at you guys.)
It seems like every week, someone on my friend list has decided to close her account, and if I'm able to catch her before she does so and ask her why, 99% of the time they give the same reason: disrespectful men.
And lets not forget about the tons of women who don't even last a few hours before being scared off.
Guys, I understand that you may feel as if you're being ignored because she wont respond to your messages or comments, or she wont add you as a friend.
I understand that some of the women here are fake, or love the massive amounts of attention that they get, or they may even be genuinely shitty people.
Look, I get it... I really do.
However, there's really no excuse to send someone a message a minute, then turn around and insult/demean her when she doesn't answer right away.
It is very possible that she has hundreds of messages to deal with, or literally over a thousand friend invites (seen it myself.)
With so many men vying for the attention of so few women, you're going to fall by the wayside sometimes.
That's really just how it is.
Throwing a tantrum like a brat and calling someone a miserable bitch...
...while it may make you feel better for a fraction of a second, in reality it's doing nothing but ensuring that more and more women leave the site.
Odds are, you're misdirecting your anger and causing interesting and intelligent people to leave.
It is ridiculously counter-productive, and completely flies in the face of simple logic (isn't that something that so many men pride themselves on? Being logical?)
So, in short, if you've sent three messages or so, and she doesn't answer within a few hours, just calm down, back off for a day or so, and try again later.
If she still doesn't talk to you, just get over it and go talk to someone else.
Oh, and stop hounding the lesbians. Seriously, cut that shit out.
5 years ago