Oh My!

Do you know what Rodeo Sex is? ... It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds.

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A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

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My girlfriend broke up with me and sent me pix of her and her new boyfriend in bed ... So I sent them to her father.

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Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z ... oh wait!