Masturbation Survey
Found this on another profile, figured "Why not?"
(Feel free to re-post/comment with your own answers :) )
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Are you male or female?
Male
Age?
28
At what age did you start masturbating?
14, thereabout
How many times a week do you masturbate?
Everyday and usually twice a day (...I've never really done the math until now...WOW O_O)
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate?
Yeah
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?
Once
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Yep
In the shower?
Yeah...Handheld showerheads for the win! ;)
In the bath?
See above
Outdoors?
Not that brave
At work?
No
Every room in the house?
No
In a car while traveling along the interstate?
If I'm in a car, I'm usually with my fam...so
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
Change "significant other" to "crush", then Yes (Single :'-( )
A friend?
Don't have many friends...
A friend's spouse?
See above
A stranger?
Sometimes
A co-worker?
A member of the same sex?
Maybe a member of the same sex and I jerking off/enjoying a girl together
A member of the opposite sex?
Of course
A past lover?
Never had any of those :'-(
Other?
See my profile ;-)
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What position do you play in:
On your back?
Yes
Standing?
Yes
Kneeling?
No
Sitting?
Yes
Lying on tummy?
Rarely
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How do you play:
With left hand?
Sometimes
With right hand?
Yep
With a toy?
Don't have any (yet...)
With water from bath?
Oh yeah (again, gotta love handheld showerheads)
Written erotica?
Yep
Pictures?
Of course
Movie clips online?
...Like Hollywood movies? Not usually
Videos?
You know it
Something on TV?
Not really
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What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Of course
Gay or lesbian sex?
Lesbian...but on rare occasions, there has been a gay/femboy video that steeled my wool
Group sex or orgies?
Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Yeah
Cumshots?
Hell yeah
Age play?
No
S&M?
Not really
Role playing?
Sometimes
Kinky? Please specify:
Cum tributes and jerkoff videos, girls' feet and armpits
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
Only recently
A chat room dialogue?
Oh yeah
Exchanged stories or pictures?
Absolutely
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Who hasn't?
By who(m)?
Fam. members...*cringe*
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Like in person? No
Masturbated for the same sex?
No
Masturbated in a group?
No
Masturbated for a photo?
No
Masturbated for a webcam?
No
Masturbated for a video?
No
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Do you ever:
Play with your nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Yeah
Insert something or play with your ass?
No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
No
Use pain as a method of playing?
No
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum?
If I'm REALLY super horny...but I usually lose the urge right after I cum
When was the last time you masturbated AND orgasmed?
Last night
Are you wet or hard now?
Will be ;)
Are you going to masturbate now?
Yeah
Are you a masturbation addict?
Don't think so, it doesn't interfere with my life
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation?
Oh yeah
What is the most you have played in one day?
A couple years ago, I jerked off four times...the day after I had a three-hour jerk session. AWESOME weekend. :)
(Feel free to re-post/comment with your own answers :) )
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Are you male or female?
Male
Age?
28
At what age did you start masturbating?
14, thereabout
How many times a week do you masturbate?
Everyday and usually twice a day (...I've never really done the math until now...WOW O_O)
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate?
Yeah
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?
Once
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Yep
In the shower?
Yeah...Handheld showerheads for the win! ;)
In the bath?
See above
Outdoors?
Not that brave
At work?
No
Every room in the house?
No
In a car while traveling along the interstate?
If I'm in a car, I'm usually with my fam...so
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
Change "significant other" to "crush", then Yes (Single :'-( )
A friend?
Don't have many friends...
A friend's spouse?
See above
A stranger?
Sometimes
A co-worker?
A member of the same sex?
Maybe a member of the same sex and I jerking off/enjoying a girl together
A member of the opposite sex?
Of course
A past lover?
Never had any of those :'-(
Other?
See my profile ;-)
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What position do you play in:
On your back?
Yes
Standing?
Yes
Kneeling?
No
Sitting?
Yes
Lying on tummy?
Rarely
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How do you play:
With left hand?
Sometimes
With right hand?
Yep
With a toy?
Don't have any (yet...)
With water from bath?
Oh yeah (again, gotta love handheld showerheads)
Written erotica?
Yep
Pictures?
Of course
Movie clips online?
...Like Hollywood movies? Not usually
Videos?
You know it
Something on TV?
Not really
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What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Of course
Gay or lesbian sex?
Lesbian...but on rare occasions, there has been a gay/femboy video that steeled my wool
Group sex or orgies?
Sometimes
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Yeah
Cumshots?
Hell yeah
Age play?
No
S&M?
Not really
Role playing?
Sometimes
Kinky? Please specify:
Cum tributes and jerkoff videos, girls' feet and armpits
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
Only recently
A chat room dialogue?
Oh yeah
Exchanged stories or pictures?
Absolutely
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
Who hasn't?
By who(m)?
Fam. members...*cringe*
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Like in person? No
Masturbated for the same sex?
No
Masturbated in a group?
No
Masturbated for a photo?
No
Masturbated for a webcam?
No
Masturbated for a video?
No
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Do you ever:
Play with your nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Yeah
Insert something or play with your ass?
No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
No
Use pain as a method of playing?
No
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum?
If I'm REALLY super horny...but I usually lose the urge right after I cum
When was the last time you masturbated AND orgasmed?
Last night
Are you wet or hard now?
Will be ;)
Are you going to masturbate now?
Yeah
Are you a masturbation addict?
Don't think so, it doesn't interfere with my life
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation?
Oh yeah
What is the most you have played in one day?
A couple years ago, I jerked off four times...the day after I had a three-hour jerk session. AWESOME weekend. :)
10 лет назад
Male
Age?
19
At what age did you start masturbating?
13
How many times a week do you masturbate?
At the moment I masturbate at least once a day but there have been times where I've done it 2 even 3 times when I get super horny!
Do you always orgasm when you masturbate?
Oh yeah feels good
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself?
These days every time I masturbate, it's a long session (minimum 1 hour) and because of this I sometimes orgasm while edging without actually cumming which makes the final cumshot feel amazing and produces a lot of hot cum!
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Where do you masturbate:
In bed?
Yep sometimes watching videos on my phone or with a laptop and making myself jizz in my own face cuz I'm horny like that
In the shower?
Barely anymore, used to though when I was about 14
In the bath?
Hardly anymore but sometimes they produce the best orgasms.
Outdoors?
Did it once. Was extremely horny. The rushing feeling was amazing
At work?
No. Well not yet at least
Every room in the house?
Nope I like familiarity when it comes to wanking places
In a car while traveling along the interstate?
Never wanked in a car because well I don't get horny while driving haha
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What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other?
My crush and it gets pretty steamy not gonna lie haha
A friend?
Can't believe I'm saying this but YES some friends have some let's say nice "features" haha
A friend's spouse?
If girlfriends count then no because usually I don't have feelings for other people's significant others unless I've had a history with them.
A stranger?
Not really
A co-worker?
Yep
A member of the same sex?
Lately no but I did use to masturbate fantasizing about getting a blowjob by a couple of my friends, one who's gay as well but apart from that not much
A member of the opposite sex?
Yep of course
A past lover?
Nope
Other?
A couple of celebrities and one special one think you might be able to guess
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What position do you play in:
On your back?
While on bed lying down I love doing this
Standing?
Not a lot only when I wanna jizz on a target or a picture lol
Kneeling?
Not really
Sitting?
Majority of the time as I browse the internet and whatnot
Lying on tummy?
Don't think I ever have haha
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How do you play:
With left hand?
Rarely
With right hand?
Currently in a 6 year relationship with
With a toy?
No but I really wanna try a fleshlight they look awesome!
With water from bath?
Not much
Written erotica?
When I feel like something new yeah but lately not much
Pictures?
Basically every day!
Movie clips online?
Sex scenes, sexy clips, hot scenes yep I've seen A LOT as movies introduced me to porn and other celebrities
Videos?
Oh yeah definitely. Quiet a wide range too
Something on TV?
Only if it's late and I'm all alone and there's a sexy bit of stuff on
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What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman?
Yep!
Gay or lesbian sex?
When I started masturbating or rather discovered it I was all about lesbian porn now probably once in a while. Gay sex I'll be honest I have seen a few videos that have kinda turned me on but I've never cummed to a gay video.
Group sex or orgies?
Not much
Blow jobs/oral sex?
Love blowjobs
Cumshots?
Of course!
Age play?
Not even sure what this is haha
S&M?
Nope
Role playing?
A little
Kinky? Please specify:
Well I have a fetish for legs at least I think I do as I really love Emma Watson's legs. I also love girls in school skirts or mini skirts, which stemmed solely from my really long high school crush
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Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages?
Sometimes yeah
A chat room dialogue?
Just started to get into these and yep!
Exchanged stories or pictures?
Yep these are really fun too
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Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating?
As far as I know never BUT I have been caught looking at what you may call a NSFW picture haha
By who(m)?
My friend who was in a hurry and just barged in lol
Masturbated for a man/woman?
Yep and it was with my friend who is a guy
Masturbated for the same sex?
See above
Masturbated in a group?
Nope
Masturbated for a photo?
Nope
Masturbated for a webcam?
Yep a few times
Masturbated for a video?
Yep!
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Do you ever:
Play with your nipples/breasts when masturbating?
Used to not much at the moment. Might try tonight lol
Insert something or play with your ass?
Nope
Insert something in mouth when masturbating?
Nope
Use pain as a method of playing?
Nah not my thing
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Final questions:
Do you taste your cum?
It all started when I accidentally jizzed right on my mouth and lips while I was wanking in bed to a hot video. After that I've actually full on stretched and jizzed right on my mouth and I kinda liked it. I do sometimes taste my pre cum too haha
When was the last time you masturbated AND orgasmed?
Yesterday
Are you wet or hard now?
I was masturbating and found this! So yep
Are you going to masturbate now?
You know it
Are you a masturbation addict?
Nope
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation?
Yep!
What is the most you have played in one day?
When I was 16 and discovered HD porn I jacked off 5 times. Yep for me that's A LOT and 3 of those came in under an hour. I slept like a baby that day