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The sweet wet, The dark damp, Pheromones sing Moist invitation. Your hands So huge and so rough, Caress my burning, My yearning, My anticipation. Burning kisses, Tangled clothes Tearing, panting Mouths busy with sweet Exploration. blood pounding, My blush Spreads southward To the tips of my breasts Your embrace Enfolds me, Crushes my sanity, Leaving only my need For liquid sensation. Impaled and possessed, I’m filled, Caressed deeply, Completely entangled, The goal of your quest. Stabbed by your lance, I die and see heaven. The stars spin, My hear… Pročitajte više

First Time cuckolding: The once in a lifetime roller coaster ride that is worth taking First Time? No Ticket Required I remember riding a roller coaster as a k**. The fear of heights along with the fear of falling out that always made me nervous of riding a roller coaster. Then as the roller coaster climbed to the top rushing down, emotional rush as it speeds down the hill. Cuckolding in some ways is like being on a roller coaster. Once she agrees to try cuckolding and a lot of images miraculously enter your mind. Not everyone cuckolds and a feeling of privilege begins overtaking your… Pročitajte više

#1 At any second of the day, worldwide, almost as much as 30.000.000 unique visitors are viewing porn. So when you are sitting around the house during the day and think you are the only person creepy enough to be porn surfing, think again. In fact, for a 30 second porn clip, almost a million people have joined in on the action. #2 People in south korea have to use their version of a social security number to access any porn material online. BigbrotherProblems #3 Male porn performers do not bring home all that much bacon. they can make more money performing in gay porn than straight porn,… Pročitajte više

BEFORE: You take my breath away. AFTER: I feel like I'm suffocating. BEFORE: She says she loves the way I take control of the situation. AFTER: She called me a controlling, manipulative egomaniac. BEFORE: He makes me feel like a million dollars. AFTER: If I had a dime for every stupid thing he's done... BEFORE: The Sound of Music. AFTER: The Sound of Silence. BEFORE: It's like I'm in a dream. AFTER: It's like he's in a dorm. BEFORE: We agree on everything! AFTER: Doesn't she have a mind of her own? BEFORE: Charming and Noble. AFTER: Chernobyl. BEFORE: Ideal. AFTER:… Pročitajte više

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months. Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get! Hindi Version Husband: Mein apni wife se divorce chahta hu. Voh mere se 6 mahine se boli nahi. Lawyer: Dubara soch lo, aisi wife kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai.… Pročitajte više

* They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage, it is love; after marriage it is self-defense *It is difficult to understand GOD. He makes such beautiful things as women..and then he turns them into Wives !?!!!?! * It takes thousand workers to build a castle , Million soldiers to protect a country BUT Just ONE woman to make a Happy HOME! Let's Thank ...... the KAAMWALI *A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.! *What is the difference between a w… Pročitajte više

Husband & Wife - Come Home Late A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, " You see, his name is Bill ." ________________________________ Husband & Wife - Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." "Bu… Pročitajte više

After 20 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her assets, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceede… Pročitajte više

Love your husband when he orders you to make tea or coffee because he wants to feel fresh to listen your nonstop talks... Love him if he looks at all the beautiful females because he is just checking that you are still the best ? Love him if he criticises your cooking because he is still improving his taste. Love him if he snores at night and disturbs your sleep because he is trying to prove that he is the most relaxed person after being married to you. Love him if he forgets to give you a gift on your birthday because he is saving money for your future. Love him... Because you… Pročitajte više