Incidents in a CDer's life (to be continued)

Self Facials,

When I hit puberty, I discovered my moms undies and pantyhose. Out of curiosity, I touched them, gave them a sniff and fell in love. At first, I would just wank with her panties over my face so I could take in the musk. Damn that was good. Then I started jacking off into the panties. Soon I was wearing the pantyhose and spanking the monkey. That went on twice a day for years. I would often put them on at bedtime and started to put things up me bum such as my drumstick, fingers, whatever I could find that looked like it would fit. I almost got caught a few times. I was limber enough to put my legs over my head and cum in my mouth and on my face. I wish I had a bigger tallywacker so I could suck my self. Not to be.

I was in my early teens when I discovered Playboy. I had many a wanking session looking at Barbie Bentons' layouts and centerfolds. I had moved into a very small room away from my younger brother. It was off the main bedroom and I had a curtain to separate us. I would beat off two or three times a day to her pictures. I started out just polishing the Bishop. I then stared to collect my cum and would use it as a lubricant. I graduated to drinking it as I popped a nut. I would hold it in my mouth as I discovered that sticking a finger or two up my arse really set me off. I would swallow when I hit a fevered pace, humping my fingers and choking the chicken until I blew another load. I would cum so hard that it would hit me in the face. I decided I wanted hot cum in my mouth as well as all over my face! I was limber and could lay on my back, and put my long legs over the top with my hard 6" cock directly over my face. I found that fingers were not enough and I started to experiment with all sort of objects to fuck my ass with. Soon, it was easy to shoot straight into my open mouth and over my face. I loved the salty taste and the feeling as the warm goo dripped down my chin and onto my hard nipples. I would rub the sperm into my tits dreaming that I was a girl. I would get really turned on when I found some red lipstick. The taste of cum and the creamy taste of the lipstick would drive me to wank off until it hurt! I'm still in love with Barbie Benton! She was the most photographed girl in Playboy. As much as I tired, I was never limber enough to suck my own cock! Not for a lack of trying. I did not know about Yoga. If I had known, I would have taken classes.

I was about 16 or so when my girlfriend and her two sisters decide to do me a hairdoo. I had long brown hair half way down my back at the time (just to piss off my stepfather who was a cop). They washed my locks, pampered me, put rollers in, dried and presented me with a fantastic set of female locks!!! My nippiles were as had as my cock the whole time. When they did my toes in bright red, I KNEW there had been a profound change in my life. That night my girlfriend gave me a foot job that left a cum stain on the ceiling tiles. Now I don't have enough hair to bother with! Cheers

I went into the military and all of my gurly thinking went on hold. Once out, at university, I went back to wearing pantyhose under my jeans. I spent years in denial. After I got married, I started to wear my wifes' undies and wanking. She had lost all interest in sex and CDing was not going to interest her. I had a fuck buddy (GG) who was for anything that was not painful. My first new pic as a CD was her doing (see Pics section). Then it was off to the races.

Way back in the 70's, I had (and still do) an Auntie James. She was and is a fantastic homo homo sapiens that I've ever met. I was stuck on being ultra-macho Marine after HS. James was great! I grew up in a major anti- gay family. I was home on leave and went to spend time with James. I was buff, hard, and pretty. It was Halloween and Rocky Horror Picture Show was the rave!!! I was stoned and drunk when all of James' gurl friends came down stairs in drag! I reverted to my MC persona. Short story; I had a great time with the gurls and was flattered when in an after - hours cafe, the gays kept hitting on me. I learned a new word that day: Breeder. What an opportunity missed!!! I had a great time. The guys and gurls kept me in drinks and flattery. I woke up the next day thinking I was having a wet dream... it was a real BJ. Silly me... I asked him to stop. .

I was home from the tropics and convalescing in a small town in upper Michigan. I was horny as hell and the only possibility of a hole was a tree knot! I was in the market and found a cantaloupe. I then remembered my dad told me the Arab story of "if not a woman, then a young boy. If not either... a fresh Mellon. I thought what the hell, I was tired of my hand and a raw liver. So I forked over $2 and went to my shack. I carved a nice round hole and tired to screw the fruit on my rock hard pecker. That did not work out well!!!! SO- I curved out the rine to give me more of an attack angle. It worked!!! The only problem was the firmness of the meat and the SEEDS! Ouch!!! It still got the job done but I was pissing seeds for two days. Still better than fucking a snake hole. Fuck the cantaloupe.... I went out and bought a seedless watermelon. another story for another day. PS Dont forget the banana peels.

I've found a new way to keep me hard. Every time I went in my van, I attach nipple clamps to my nipples and drive to my location. I, of coarse, have my panties on (and as it is summer. no bra) I wire up my nipples and go about! I love the way it hurts soooooo gooood. With tinted windows, no one can see me hooking up the clamps. Damn does it feel good. Sometimes I put the clamps on my scrotum. Just as hot. Give it a try. Much better than driving in drag and getting pulled over. Just a quick disconnect and your golden!. First put your nipple clamps on and adjust the HURT factor! Keep letting it get harder until your asshole starts to sing. Then let it get harder until the end-orphans kick in and you start to get a hard on and you start to feel the pleasure and not the pain!!! more than on set of of clamps are great!

I was shopping and found a bag of Baloon Bands. The small rubber bands you put on your nipples and just enjoy the lovely feelings. I wear them all the time now. I keep my nipple hard and pointy. If you have a nipple pump, you can add more of the bands!
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Leomoore
Leomoore Pre 3 godine/godina
Great read.  My fav mag was mayfair.  I love playing with my nipples, will have to get some clamps too., 
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silknsatinxxxx Pre 6 godine/godina
Thanks for sharing I enjoyed this very much X
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badeye
badeye Pre 6 godine/godina
I remember Elke Sommers was my First Playboy Bunny to Wank over:-) and When Baby Sitting Taking the Moms Panties and trying them on and what a Rush that was:smile:
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JustSomeGuyYouKnow
How was the seedless watermelon, by the way? That's something I'd always intended to try but never got around to.
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smallfurrycreature
smallfurrycreature Pre 9 godine/godina
I'm presuming this is a biographical account because it rings with a truth. It's lovely the paths we take to get to where we want to be
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dasilva1672
dasilva1672 Pre 9 godine/godina
Wonderful!! Full of humour!! This is something to be enjoyed, not to be worried about!!
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