CHRISTMAS JOKES

Good King Wenceslas looked out, on the feast of Stephen. He saw the poor man come in sight and his page said: "Sire, shall we invite him in to dine?"
"No," replied the good King, "get the sleigh ready and we'll take him to the Pizza Hut in town."
Half an hour later, Good King Wenceslas, his page and the poor man were ensconced in the warmth of the Pizza Hut when the waitress came to take their orders.
"How do you like your pizzas?" she asked.
Good King Wenceslas looked at her and replied: "Deep pan, crisp and even."

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I'm such a horny sod, I'd hate to be Father Christmas. Poor chap only cums once a year.

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