Worst Messages
I'm going to keep a running blog of the worst messages I get from other users. These are not the ways to get my attention.
12 ani în urmă
how's a man suppossed to learn from others bad if there not nailed on a wall (eh blog).
I live at 311 paranatta lane aptH 207 houston tx 77073... I am home, you can come over so we can talk, get to know each other well, have fun and be friend. What time you will be here tonight. Text me at 5013982452 as soon as you get here
check me on :
http://xhamster.com/user/Hootguuy
P.s.bored but ok... my dick is getting small ... it has been more than a year since I moved to Houston I didnt fuck...
Secondly, I actually get stuff like this from time to time too, from gay guys - if anything it just puts a smile on my face and I just carry on.
Thridly, in relation to MAiNeIAC-T's comment - the least they could do do is have proper grammar and say "you're hot"
love fully self confest slut, have fun xxxxx
1. This is a PORN site, not a dating site
2. When men logon to a pornsite, they are horny, and not interested in smalltalk
3. If you just want to watch porn and not interact with others, why do you create a profile?
whats your fantasies???
A father and his 8 year old son walk into the local chemist. They walk pass the condom display. The son turns to his father and ask. "Dad what are these". The father looks at what his son is holding and says "They are condoms son. They are for men to have safe sex". The son grabs a 3 pack and ask. "Who are these for". The father replys "They are for highschool boys. 1 for friday, 1 for saturday and 1 for sunday". The sons say"That great". He puts back them back then grabs a 6 pack. "Who are these for dad". The father replys againg. "They are for college boys. 2 for friday, 2 for saturday and 2 for sunday". The son had a big smile on his face and said. "Wow I cant wait till I am in college". He then puts it back and then notice the 12 pack. With a big smile on his face he ask. "Who are these for then dad". The father lets out a sigh and says "They are for married men son. 1 for Jan, 1 for Feb, 1 for Mar......" and so on.
Glad to chat sometime
if yes, answer by saying:" Yes Master, use me like a slut
when i was a boy i was infatuated with my sister and cousin and you look so much like them that its brought back a world of old horniness! thank you.
i hope you will ad me, i dont have a face pic because i am a teacher, but i'd be happy to text you one or share some thru a i/m