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Hopefully the wife will go play bingo tonight so I can strip naked, lube up my cock, and jack off to porn for a good long while.… Ler mais

So I've got a good 5 hours to be naked, enjoying all the porn I want to, and jacking off. Got the baby oil out and my dick is lubed so I won't rub it raw. Looking forward to a good, hard cum.… Ler mais

I've been strokin' it while watching striptease videos. Think I'll switch off and read some erotic stories for awhile. Maybe about guys sharing their wives. Or naughty k**s. Don't want to cum too fast though. It feels so damn good strokin' this had cock right now!… Ler mais

So here I am on a Friday afternoon, alone in the house, drinking whisky and coke, and rubbing my cock while watching porn I've downloaded from the Internet many years ago. Some of it decades ago. Stuff I'd forgotten I had. And man oh man!! What a collection of kinky, taboo stuff! Good God! On the one hand, I don't remember ever having access to the perverted stuff I'm finding on these old thumb drives. And on the other hand, .... it turns me on SO MUCH!!! Yes, boys and girls, the Internet used to be a very wild place where EVERYTHING could be found.… Ler mais

Sitting here early on a Sunday evening, realizing I won't have the house to myself until sometime tomorrow, and knowing for sure that I'll have an excellent edging session then. I'm imagining what kind of porn I'll be enjoying, what fun I'll have walking around naked...… Ler mais

The effects of viagra last longer. Much longer! When I drop one of the blue tablets, I will be able to develop a workable hardon in a few minutes. (A disappointing feature of being older, I'm 70 y/o, is that I can seldom produce a good hardon any more without reaching for the pills.) And that's pretty much how they've always worked for me. The unexpected benefit comes from my metabolism running generally slower now. If I drop one tonight, as I may, I'll be able to get my dick "up" for an extended edging session lasting for hours whenever I want for the next two or three days. And I DO… Ler mais

So yesterday I began sorting my favorite videos into categories, and I mentioned that I was doing it in a profile comment. Then one of my xhamster friends let me know that none of my favorites: videos, galleries, or stories were visible to him. "WTF?!" I thought. He suggested I check my settings and, sure enough, none of my favorites were set to be visible to anyone but me. AAARGH! Where's the fun in that? One thing I most enjoy doing is checking out the favorites of my friends and seeing what you all like to perv on. And here I thought I had been sharing my favorites with y'all all this tim… Ler mais

So there I sat, half-dozing in my recliner and innocently watching the college football game. The other team scored a touchdown, then lined up to kick the extra point. And the TV microphone picked up the sound of the cheerleaders, "Pump That Dick! Pump That Dick! Pump That Dick!" At least that's what I thought they were chanting. And I thought WTF? Then I realized the cheerleaders were actually chanting, "Block That Kick! Block That Kick! Block That Kick!" Whew! Had me going there for a minute!… Ler mais

Found this quiz elsewhere, then.... you know. ??Favorite smell: baby oil (my strokin' lotion) ?First Job: night janitor at a hospital (when I was in high school) ??Dream Job: my current "job" - being fully retired ??Favorite dog breed: any breed that is quiet and friendly ??Favorite foot attire: compression socks (when you get to be old you'll understand) ??Favorite candy bar: Peter Paul Mounds (because sometimes I don't feel like a nut) ??Favorite ice cream: vanilla, with chocolate syrup ?Favorite cake: moist carrot cake ??Favorite food: steak, medium rare - or maybe fish - I like most any k… Ler mais

These things are always fun. Found this posted on a friend's blog at another site, so.... here's mine. 1. Do you like blue cheese? in moderation 2. Coke or Pepsi? diet coke 3. Do you own a gun? Sure. I'm a Texan. 4. What flavor of Kool-aid? don't drink the stuff 5. Hot dogs? yas please 6. Favorite TV show? NCIS 7. Do you believe in ghosts? Yes! 8. What do you drink in the morning? Coffee!! 9. Can you do a push-up? yes 10. Favorite Jewelry? eh, sometimes I wear a wristwatch 11. Favorite hobby? masturbating or playing correspondence chess 12. Do you have ADD? no 13. Do you wear glass… Ler mais

And here I am, naked and perving. Sure wish I knew somebody who could come over and take some pictures of me to post on xhamster. That'd be nice.… Ler mais

1.) fix coffee 2.) get the wife off to work 3.) get naked 4.) get perving :)… Ler mais

The vid was captured last year via webcam. It's a close up of my playing with my dick while sitting in this black computer chair. Hope it gets posted to my page soon. The thought of other people seeing me naked and exposed really excites me. Xham won't post this video because it's still "active" from when I posted it under my old username about a year ago. Here's the link to see it: https://xhamster.com/videos/playing-with-my-dick-7887666… Ler mais