Caught Out by Aunt Mary (Short Story)

This episode took place in the 1970’s a time when there was no internet and DVDs. The only way to get to see porn films was to visit specialist cinemas (pretty sordid places) or if you had a home film projector you could hire copies from backstreet outlets. However VHS video tapes were just becoming available on the market and it was becoming possible to get hold of commercial and home-made porn films to show on your own TV set.

My wife, Anne, and I were house sitting her parents home and looking after their dogs while they were on holiday.

One night we were sitting in the front room with the curtains drawn and a video tape showing a lesbian porn film on the TV. We were about half-way through and two very hot mature lesbians were doing a lot of sucking, stroking and kissing on screen. They had just started to play with a large rubber dildo and it was all getting very hot on-screen and on the settee we were sitting on.

Without any warning the room door opened and Anne’s Aunt Mary walked in on us. We really only know she was there when we heard her gasp and say “heavens, what on earth are you watching?”

There were no “buttons” to press to stop the video machine and both Anne and I were partly undressed from the waist down so we couldn’t do much about switching it off.

Standing behind the settee Aunt Mary lent forward and gazed at the TV with a look of pleasure spreading over her face. “I didn’t know they showed films like this on TV,” she said, “they don’t,” said Anne, we’ve hired a video.

“Well, who’d have thought they would allow things like this to be sold or rented,” said Mary. What you need to know about Mary is that she was Anne’s father’s older sister who had been widowed a few years earlier. She lived in the next street and had a habit, we later learnt, of “pooping round” to see everything was OK. As she kept a spare key for emergencies she could just come and go as she pleased.

Anne and I just sat there, embarrassed and uncomfortable. Aunt Mary was always thought of as a bit straight-laced. A fuddy-duddy. She wasn’t someone you would have expected to get turned on by watching lesbian sex scenes but it was clear that she was indeed getting very aroused.

She came round the end of the settee and told me to move up so she could sit down next to me, on the opposite side to Anne. I shuffled sideways as quickly as I could but it wasn’t easy as I had pulled my trousers and pants down so I could get my hand on my cock and have a nice wank while watching these two lovely lesbians get it on with each other.

On screen they were now going hard at it with a double ended dildo and Aunt Mary was staring at the screen eagerly and emitting little sounds of pleasure as she watched two pussies pounding each other on the ends of a long black dildo.

Without taking her eyes off the screen Aunt Mary lent sideways and grabbed my erection, pulling it further out from my pants to squeeze and stroke it very expertly.

Anne exploded “Auntie,” she said “what are you doing to my husband”?

“For heaven’s sake girl, I’m giving him a wank what do you think. I’m enjoying this film I suggest you stop worrying about me and either take care of your own pussy as I am or get Dave to do it with his other hand.”

I looked sideways at Mary and sure enough she had her hand up her skirt and was clearly enjoying herself.

When the film had finished, and we had too, Mary said. “That was fun, what shall we watch tomorrow night? And have you got a spare vibrator Anne?”