1, notthing improves with age (for men)

2,no matter how many times,if offerd takeit, because it will never be the same agen

3,sex has no calories

4,sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount amount of trouble

5,there is no remedy for sex but more sex

6,sex is like snow (for women) you never know how many inches you are going to get and how long it is going to last

7,when a mans wife learns to understand him she usually stops listening to him

8,never with anyone crazier than yoreself

9,the qualities that most attract a woman to a man are usally the same ones that she cant stand years later

10,sex is dirty only when it is done right

11,it is always the wrong time of the mounth

12,when the lights are out all women are beautifull

13,sex it hereditary if yore parents never did it the chances you wont eather

14,the younger the better (but no girls )

15,sex discriminates agenst the shy and the ugly

16,there may be things better than sex and there may be things worse than sex but there is notthing exactly like it

17,love yore neighbor but dont get caught

18,thou shall not commit adultery unless in the mood

19,what matters is not the length of the wand but the magic in the stick

20,it is better to be looked over than overlooked

21,beauty is skin deep but ugly gose right to the bone

22,smile it makes other people wonder what you are thinking

23dont do it if you cant keep up

24,never go to bed mad stay up an fight

25,this wont hurt i promice