()look at that I just seen that Don Jon movie and I had to come back!

Hey u all! I haven't been on in a while becuz this site ain't iPhone friendly...
I got some pics i wanna post but can't right now.

my hormones are escalating
as i watch the imprint of ur dick
growing down ur thigh
penetrating
your denims
wishing i was in 'em

my eyes linger imagining
how would it feel to hit it
lick it
kiss it
suck it
the truth is i want to fuck it
fuck you

but our relationship is new...
right?

i exhale
two inches from ur lips
my hips
curl into ur dick
and i feel ur throbbing head
pressing against my clit

!
my tits
are tingling
co-mingling
with my libido
this is a conspiracy
im sure you know
your theory
is working

softly i exhale
not remembering if i ever inhaled
but what the hell
your smell
is making me cum
closer
to you
but i cant submit to my appetite

because our relationship is new right?

your tounge emerges
filling the gap between our lips
pulling me closer
you sit

i staddle your lap
were face to face
our rapid breaths chasing one another
while my pussy secretly keeps the pace
quietly
i want to be ur lover

you ease my dress over my hips
over my head
then toss it next to us
on your bed
your lips caress my nipples
at the same time
your head presses against my clit
and my pussy dribbles
onto ur denims
wising i was in em

i exhale
not remembering if i ever inhaled
but what the hell
im feeling you
damn
what should i do

our relationship is new
right?

i lose focus
my pussy is tight

i cant wait another minute
to hit it
lick it
kiss it
suck it

its time
aw, yeah
its time for me
for me to
fuck you
all right?
im taking your dick out of your pants
and into my hands
i want you so damn bad, man

my hips curl you into
my vagina
i exhale
aw
yes
um-hum
not remembering if i ever inhaled

your dick is the best
i say taking control
leading you way down inside my soul

i fuck you nice and slow
then ride you hard-core

squeezing teasing and pleasing
until you explode like a rocket
deep inside my pulsating pussy pocket

seems like we cum forever....

Thanks for adding me. Leave a comment when u stop by please.

and
if you have no pic i wont add


D.

im single tonite!

my hormones are escalating
as i watch the imprint of ur dick
growing down ur thigh
penetrating
your denims
wishing i was in 'em

my eyes linger imagining
how would it feel to hit it
lick it
kiss it
suck it
the truth is i want to fuck it
fuck you

but our relationship is new...
right?

i exhale
two inches from ur lips
my hips
curl into ur dick
and i feel ur throbbing head
pressing against my clit

!
my tits
are tingling
co-mingling
with my libido
this is a conspiracy
im sure you know
your theory
is working

softly i exhale
not remembering if i ever inhaled
but what the hell
your smell
is making me cum
closer
to you
but i cant submit to my appetite

because our relationship is new right?

your tounge emerges
filling the gap between our lips
pulling me closer
you sit

i staddle your lap
were face to face
our rapid breaths chasing one another
while my pussy secretly keeps the pace
quietly
i want to be ur lover

you ease my dress over my hips
over my head
then toss it next to us
on your bed
your lips caress my nipples
at the same time
your head presses against my clit
and my pussy dribbles
onto ur denims
wising i was in em

i exhale
not remembering if i ever inhaled
but what the hell
im feeling you
damn
what should i do

our relationship is new
right?

i lose focus
my pussy is tight

i cant wait another minute
to hit it
lick it
kiss it
suck it

its time
aw, yeah
its time for me
for me to
fuck you
all right?
im taking your dick out of your pants
and into my hands
i want you so damn bad, man

my hips curl you into
my vagina
i exhale
aw
yes
um-hum
not remembering if i ever inhaled

your dick is the best
i say taking control
leading you way down inside my soul

i fuck you nice and slow
then ride you hard-core

squeezing teasing and pleasing
until you explode like a rocket
deep inside my pulsating pussy pocket

seems like we cum forever....

Hello good people first off i wanna thank yall for for the love but right now i have a problem and after seein a few other pages i know im not alone with this issue, what is it?

Dick avatars if u wanna add me its cool but i dont want dicks on my page so you most likely will get rejected this also applies to those with no pics at all.

have fun....

please comment

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day
he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the
dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells
him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his
new bike free from rust. The dealer tells him that all he has to
do is to keep a jar of Vaseline handy and put it on the chrome
before it rains, and everything will be fine. He happily pays
for the bike and leaves.

A few months later, the young man meets a woman and falls in
love. She asks him to come home and meet her parents over
dinner. He readily accepts and the date is set. At the appointed
time, he picks her up on his Harley and they ride to her
parent’s house. Before they go in, she tells him that they have
a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must
do the dishes. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence
waiting for the first person to break the silence and get stuck
doing the dishes.

After a long minutes, the young man decides to speed
things up, so he reaches over and kisses his woman in front of
her family. No one says a word. Emboldened, he slips his hand
under her blouse and fondles her breasts. Still no one says a
word. Finally, he throws her on the table and has sex with her
in front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting
desperate, so he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table.
They have even wilder sex. Still no one speaks. By now he is
thinking what to do next when he hears thunder in the distance.
His first thought is to protect the chrome on his Harley, so he
gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of
Vaseline. The father says, "Okay, okay, I'll do the dishes!"

Pfizer corp. announced that viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one... Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails" and "highballs." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: mount & do


A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs.""Very good, William," cooed the teacher. "My mommy had a baby," said little Esther. "Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher. Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation the teacher calls on him. "I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of Indians.

And they all attacked at one time. And he every one of them with his two guns." The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with sex education, Johnny?" "It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."


A masked gunman walks into a sperm bank, he points the gun at the woman behind the counter and tells her to drink the sample in front of her, the woman confused asked what? The man puts the gun to her head and says "I said drink that sample or I’ll you, so she does. Just then he takes off his mask and says "see honey its not so bad."

An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes, the old man cane slips on the floor and he falls.

As he gets up, a , sitting nearby turns to him and says, “ Sir if you put
a little rubber thingy on the end of your stick, it wouldn't slip."

The old man snaps back, “Well, if your daddy did the same thing ago, I would have a seat today

A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and
she enjoys showing off her new look. She goes to the newsstand
and asks the man, ''Sir, how old do you think I am''? The man
replies ''You're 30, right?'' She says ''No, I'm 47, but nice
try.'' The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her
lunch and asks the young man at the counter, ''How old do you
think I am?'' The man replies, You're 37, right?'' The lady
says ''No, I'm 47, but good guess.'' After lunch, she gets on
the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He
replies ''Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my
hand down her panties.'' So, quietly and quickly, she lets him
do so. He thinks a moment and announces, ''You're 47!'' The
lady, astonished, asks, ''How did you know?'' The old man
replies ''I was standing right behind you at McDonald's.''


A firefighter is at the station house working outside on the
fire truck when he notices a next door. The is
in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is
wearing a Firefighter's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.
The firefighter says "Hey, , whatcha doing?" The little
girl says, "I'm a firefighter and this is my Fire truck!"
The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. ", that
sure is a nice fire truck!" the firefighter says. "Thanks, mister" says the
. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the little
girl had tied the wagon to the dog's testicles. "" says the firefighter "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck, I think you could go faster." The says "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren.

Love- When your eyes meet across a crowded room
Lust- When your tongues meet across a crowded room
Marriage- When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room

Love- When intercourse is called making love
Lust- When intercourse in called screwing
Marriage- When intercourse is a little town in Pennsylvania

Love- When you argue over how many to have
Lust- When you argue over who gets the wet spot
Marriage- When you argue over whose idea it was to have

Love- When you share everything you own
Lust- When you steal everything they own
Marriage- When the bank owns everything

Love- When it doesn't matter if you don't climax
Lust- When the relationship is over if you don't climax
Marriage- When.... uh.... what's a climax

Love- When your heart flutters every time you see them
Lust- When your groin twitches every time you see them
Marriage- When your wallet empties every time you see them

Love- When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
Lust- When all the songs on the radio determine how you do it
Marriage- When you listen to talk radio

Love- When breaking up is something you try not to think about
Lust- When staying together is something you try not to think about
Marriage- When just getting through the day is your only thought

Love- When you’re only interested in doing things with your partner
Lust- When you’re only interested in doing things TO your partner
Marriage- When you’re only interested in your golf score

Love- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk
Lust- When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex
Marriage- When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement

Love- You only leave the house for coffee and doughnuts
Lust- You only leave the house for condoms and vaseline
Marriage- You only leave the house when you’re allowed