Some of the more, uh, remarkable guys here are in a sad predicament: your dick is so long that you could self-suck, but so thick that you can't fit it in your mouth! 😥

T-shirt seen: WOKE UP GAY AGAIN.

Daily affirmation: When you are gay,  every   day is  Steak And Blowjob Day.

"I'm gonna suck that dick eventually!" -- aljokes

Looking at Reddit, I am astonished by the number of ghastly things that have happened which started with "One time, my friend dared me to put ___ on my balls. I was like: that's stupid! I'll totally do that!"

I have discovered an oddity: me seeing the word ``whom`` correlates with instantly losing my hard-on.
Gotta go back to looking at Pornhub videos of guys fucking.

Seen elsewhere:
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Q: What`s the difference between regular sex and anal sex?
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A: Regular sex can make your whole day.  Anal sex can make your hole weak!
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Not my joke, but I figured I`d brighten your day with it   Now go back to looking at naked guys. You're welcome!

Seen elsewhere: ``I`m looking for a man whom I can fuck 24/7.``
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I don`t know why, but seeing the word ``whom`` is an instant down-periscope moment for me right there.

TIGHT PANTS show off my dick, but they make my BALLS ache... th e eternal dilemma!

As I page through my old posts here, I see myself routinely REMINDING you to EAT YOUR OWN CUM.
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You`re welcome!

What guy DOESN`T taste their PRECUM?
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I mean: You`re horny, maybe scrolling porn, and look, now you have PRECUM!
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You WILL put at least a few drops on your finger and lick it off!
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So... There`s guys who say ``NO WAY I WOULD EAT MY CUM!``
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But I`m convinced that if you said ``Do eat your precum?`` they'd instantly say ``oh, well, yeah, of course.``

I'm having trouble going properly BALLS DEEP into my husband-- my dick ends up sliding in at an ANGLE,... So not all the way in.  And it slips out, now and then.
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But I see that happening in videos with guys here-- so I'm glad it's not just ME being ``bad at topping`` or something!
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The solution that I see here seems to be: Well, shift position a bit.. Try that. Or REALLY shift position like to serious ``dawgeh stahle,`` then just go rrright in, no angle, directly forward into that hole, then get to some serious PUMPING, and there you go.
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Another solution I`ve seen here: if you`re fucking face-to-face on the bed, then lift him up a bit, like on top of a stack of thick towels or something,... Or like go at him where he`s on his back on the bed still, but you're standing up just off the side of the bed..
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I LEARN  so much from the porn here because it's pretty much authentic TECHNIQUE-- because people aren`t going for camera angles just for the sake of it looking ``pretty for the camera.``
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And when a guy cums and YELLLLS with a wake-the-neighbors MOAN, you know: that`s aaaall him!  (...plus the fact he has not come in a week.)
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All you fellow Pornhub pals, thanks for making and uploading your videos that SHOW me how to go BALLS  DEEP!
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And you didn`t even know I was wondering about it all!

There was a video of a guy on here who was showing how he couldn`t get his dick into the other guy`s hole, because it was too tight. And the video was of him trying to push in, and not doing well.
So, for the eager-but-frustrated here on Pornhub, here's the manual... which I wish I had when I was inexperienced about this stuff.
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With a hole you're having trouble getting into, you have to loosen it up with a lubed up finger, then two.
Maybe put the finger in deep and brush against the prostate, get him really amped up!
That might go well if you're wearing a glove, like those blue ``exam`` gloves.
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Maybe slide in in a narrow vibrator, to open him up even more.
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Rimming the guy is also excellent for loosening him up.  Besides licking *around* the hole, push your tongue in. He`ll adore it.
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Then you sit back on the bed, and he sits on you and lowers himself down onto your cock, at his chosen pace and angle.
Then suddenly it'll all slide fully in, then he'll sigh and moan and have to sit steady there for a moment or two.  Then he`ll work up to riding you like a bucking bronco!
And then once he`s limbered up like that, you can switch to any position that crosses your mind!  The best position and angle varies totally from couple to couple.  You two gotta figure it out.  It`s abollutely worth it.
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This probably works the same for donig anal with women, but maybe there`s another step or two. (I wouldn`t know, I`m only railing dudes.)
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The bottom chooses the lube.  The bottom chooses the angle/position.
It`s just common sense!
About how to fuck!
Now, everybody, go fuck each other.
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And think of that nice Coimus man on Pornhub, and come back and give this post a thumbs up.

After decades of observation, I have come to the conclusion: your penis does not change as you get older.  I mean: I've seen guys who were rrrrrrreally old-- and their dick was indistinguishable from the dick of someone a fraction of how old they are.  Is it wrinkly?  Well, all dicks are wrinkly-- until they get hard, and then they all look tight and ready to go.
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Just keep it moisturized - avoid harsh soaps, and rub the head with bit of ``body lotion`` (hand cream is too thick), or even just a dot of some kinds of silicone lube can double as moisturizers.  My opinion is that Astroglide Silicone is a waste of money as lube, but a drop or two of it is great for the skin on your glans.  Most guys` dicks are okay, but some will get kinda chapped skin on the head.  Don't let that happen, keep the skin moisturized.
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And that`s my brilliant observation and advice.  Take it or leave it.
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And congratulations that your dick will be excellent forever!

I was looking at p-spot toy.  (``Calexotics Viceroy Agility prostate probe``)... You know, those things that look sort of ``T`` shaped and you slip it into your ass and it presses against, or rubs against, your prostate... Or you take it out and bend it a bit different like a Gumby toy and then put it back in and see how it fits you now.
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It`s like a superadvanced version of what began as those hard plastic Aneros things 20 years ago.
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....Those things, for HALF the guys, were instant heaven, and you`d just lay there and it`d get you shaking with p-orgasms over and over.
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...And for the OTHER half of guys, they did nnnnnothing.  Guys on XTube said to get extreeeemely relaxed, and then concentrate on some of your muscles that make your dick twitch,... and concentrate like you`re levitating an X-Wing fighter with your mind!... and then flex those muscles, and the p-waves would start hitting you and just rock your world.  That`s what they said.  And I tried and... nothing.
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Well, this can be *flexed* to push on exactly your prostate is, which is a probably an inch or two different between different guys.  Well, I`ll let you know how it works out as far as it making me shudder with p-orgasms!
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But a hilarious thing was: when I was browsing these p-spot toys on Amazon (some with vibrators inside, some not), the ``People Also Ordered...`` products list was: Batteries and paper towels!
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Wow, it`s like they`re reading my mind!

Sorry, but it`s true...
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I`ve heard this often in life: ``I`m basically straight, but I got a friend, a guy, who blows me whenever I ask. And I go to him now and then, because he`s given me the best blowjobs I`ve ever had in my life.``
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I`ve heard never in life: ``I`m basically gay, but I got a friend, a woman, who blows me whenever I ask. And I go to her now and then, and she has given me the best blowjobs I`ve ever had in my life.``

Tonight...
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Felt depressed,... like everything always turns out for the worst,.. everything so far, and right now, and from now on, forever... stuff I fucked up, am fucking up, will always fuck up.. and not just me, everything for everyone everywhere-- ``Everything is fucked! Everybody sucks!``
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It turns out I had enough not-depression left in my system that I watched a a few seconds of porn... and my dick got hard!
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I jacked off... No edging, just plain rubbin` one out.  And when I came... I smile d! ...and I kept that smile on my face when llllicked all the cum off my hand!
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And I ` m feeling a l ot better now!
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I'm cool now.
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Rule: Jack off every day!
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The big picture: If aaaalways thinking with your big head starts to flounder, start thinking with your little head for a while, he`s got ideas on how to cheer you up.
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I think now I`ll go watch some Archer or something.

TIL there is such a thing as ``adult breastfeeding.``
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As in: ``my rugrat can`t keep with how much milk my breasts are making, so they feel kind of sore and swollen! So John, be a good FWB and come here and relieve the pressure by sucking some milk out! Yeah, like that. I`ll tell you when you can stop.``
And her pal John is straight therefore he loves licking women`s tits.  So actually getting to suck on them... And she seems to like it! So... win-win! ``And record it and put it on Pornhub.`` 🙂
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I gotta hand it to them, straight people can be real clever.

I`ve been wearing Supple Nips for a while now, at least 3 nights a week whenever I remember. Sometimes I`ll put them on and next thing I know, it`s eight hours later and I'm still wearing them.  Back when I started a few months ago, my nipples were pretty fragile and I couldn`t leave on the Supple Nips for long.  Now my nipples are used to it.  It`s almost ironic that by ``toughening them up,`` I've made them *more sensitive*...  there`s certainly more surface area that`s sensitive!
I see guys online who have gotten their nipples to be the size of the first joint on their pinkie finger.  I can`t imagine going that far... but I can imagine how guys could get addicted to it, and want more and more, and ending up there!
(You`re welcome!)

It`s been a while since I've practiced did ``the trick`` of totally turning my piss on and off and on and off in the middle of me taking a leak.  So that means that my muscles in there have gotten a bit weak... and that means I`m starting to get some dribbling when I *think* I`m done pissing.  So it's time to exercise those muscles by doing some reps, and also, when I take a leak, yeah, turn the stream on and off as if it were a lightswitch.  I wish all exercise were this easy.
So in the words of an old rapper:
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Stop...
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...Kegel time,