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Yeah, I stole that from Peter Griffin. Anyway, it grinds my gears to see theses phony revenge profiles. You know the ones I'm talking about. Some guy (usually) gets dumped and decides to embarrass his ex. He either posts actual nudes, begging tributes, proclaiming "her"self to be a slut turned on by it, or goes to the trouble to photoshop his ex's face on some random porn. What sad, pathetic losers. Of course, nearly as sad, are the guys who can't tell the obviously fake profiles, and fawn all over these phony profiles. Jeez guys. Can't you tell that's the exact same face on each one of th… Przeczytaj więcej

Seen on a profile: About Me: "YOU WILL BE BLOCKED INDEFINITELY" 1. IF YOU DO NOT SEND AN ARTICULANT MESSAGE WITH YOUR REQUEST!! "ARTICULANT?" Sorry, but if you are going to make that demand, at least run it through the fucking spell check you dumb ass. Be happy I'm a nice person, and won't just call you out for the ignorant bitch (or guy?) you are. This alleged female also won't be friends with anyone with a cock less than 7" so I'm thinking it's likely a phony profile. Christ, this is so rampant I may just keep adding to this blog.… Przeczytaj więcej

It's easy to get taken in here. You think you know who you are talking to. But we all pretend to a certain extent to be someone different, someone better, someone sexier. I can forgive all that. I'm sure I do it too. But sending phony pictures, unsolicited, that you snagged off the web is just not cool. And it's really not cool to snag them from someone else's profile on Hamster. WE aren't all beauties. We aren't all 19 years old. Sometimes it really is the mind we connect with, the personality, the wit. That's what matters. That's what is important.… Przeczytaj więcej

Yeah, went and voted today. I used my dick on the touch screen. I figured I'd fuck them before they fuck me.… Przeczytaj więcej

So this little old man goes into a sperm bank, and walks up to the front desk. “I want to donate some sperm,” he tells the receptionist. She didn’t want to embarrass him, so she just treated him like anyone else. After getting all his information, she gave him a plastic bottle and led him to a room to take care of his business. He was in there a long time. In fact, he was in there so long she forgot about him Finally, he emerged from the room, and came back to the desk. “Miss,” he said, “I am sorry. I have pulled on it, twisted it, beat on it, and even run hot water on it….. …. But… Przeczytaj więcej