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Jestem:

Allen Johnson, 38 lat, mężczyzna, heteroseksualny/a

Od:

Lizbona, Connecticut, Stany Zjednoczone

Kogo szukam:

Kobieta, heteroseksualny/a

Języki:

angielski

Wykształcenie:

Licencjat (2 lata)

Zawód:

office manager

Dochody:

Średnie

Związek:

W związku

Dzieci:

Nie mam, ale mogę chcieć

Religia:

Ateizm

Palenie tytoniu:

Nigdy

Picie:

Okazyjnie

Z kamerą:

Tak

Jak wyglądam

Pochodzenie etniczne:

Białe

Budowa ciała:

Wysokie

Długość włosów:

Średnie

Kolor włosów:

Czarne

Kolor oczu:

Niebieskie

Wzrost:

183 cm (6 " 0 ")

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luv2plzmatures Gospodarz 4 lata/lat temu

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Michaela512 4 lata/lat temu

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YummyPumpkinsMax 6 lata/lat temu

baby, in reality---2 older women in bed with you. you'd feel like a lost puppy because tey would quickly forget you completely and go fter each other like hungry wolves. YOU would just be an excuse for them to get together.

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- If you want to maximize your semen output, collect it after a restful night's sleep or extended foreplay. Suddenly that Family Life class where you learned about "teaspoonfuls of ejaculate" makes sense, huh?
- If you want good-tasting semen, drink lots of ginger tea (at least that's what the chefs working on the cookbook found out for themselves).

- Semen cooks like egg whites, not mayonnaise.

And there are tips I'll bet you didn't know about cooking with sperm, like:

I'm suddenly reminded of that Vice magazine where the guy eats frozen lollipops of his own man seed. (And then vomits profusely, if I remember correctly.)

Then there are the "Creamy Cum Crepes," which are regular crepes filled with cottage cheese and two tablespoons of man juice. Yum.

1/2 oz. semen

ice cubes

cream or milk

1 oz. coffee liqueur

2 oz. vodka

Right off the bat, you get a recipe for a cocktail (a White Russian, naturally):

And, yes, it appears to be a real book, and a second edition is already on the way.

"Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties," the book's description goes. "Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that."

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